Findings:
- Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- Up Your Ass
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- People have fucked up before
- Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
- because I have given up any care
- People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- The turkey doesn't have a head!
- I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
- I must have three heads
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Heads Down, Thumbs Up
- How to pick up hot red-headed chicks
- I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
- heads up
- All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
- Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- Baptist fear of dancing
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- Put your head down and your ass in the air
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- I have root on your head
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- I have made up a name for my disease
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- Heads Up 7up
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
- Hold your head up
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- Blowing smoke up your ass
- all the way up Reagan's ass
- ass chip
- Covering your ass
- bad ass
- swamp ass
- ass
- Rat's ass
- The Wild Ass and the Lion
- The Ass and His Driver
- The Ass and His Shadow
- The Ass and His Masters
- The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
- The Ass and the Horse
- The Ass and the Frogs
- The Ass and His Purchaser
- The Ass in the Lion's Skin
- The Ass and the Wolf
- The Goat and the Ass
- Kiss my ass
- Big Ass Truck
- jawbone of an ass
- Asses of Fire
- Photocopying your ass is not recommended
- Piece of ass
- The Kennedy crimes
- I kick ass for the Lord!
- My mom kicks ass
- Persian wild ass
- Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
- Your ass is indefensible
- If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
- Ass like a chicken
- Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
- Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
- The river gives up these objects randomly
- How to wipe your ass
- The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
- my ass, your face
- Pain in the ass evangelistic ex-smoker
- We are all sitting on our asses, simultaneously staring blankly at computer screens all over the world
- Use of "ass" as an intensifier
- Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
- This door is not a horse's ass!
- Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
- Bad things with which to wipe your ass
- Big Ass Pork Plate
- The color of an ass on the run
- A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
- And the Ass Saw the Angel
- Big Ass Ham
- Weird-ass exam technique
- How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
- Don't let the door hit you in the ass
- Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
- My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
- Kerr's Ass
- How to fight and kick ass
- Decentralized networking kicked my ass
- The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
- Ass Pain
- The Wild Colonials
- Cool ass babe
- colder than a well digger's ass
- Run Your Ass Non-Stop
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- Ass and potpourri
- Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- The Obscene Ass
- Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
- half-assed
- Bust Ass Falls
- Canada Kicks Ass
- You'd better start hauling ass
- Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
- Duck's ass
- My first smart ass comment
- bad ass (user)
- How to wash your ass
- Morrison's Lament
- What the Democratic Party needs is a kick in the ass
- ASS HOLE (user)
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- On the Road with My Pet Goat
- African wild ass
- Ass Ponys
- Girls Kick Ass: A Feminist Critique of the New Action Heroine and the Male Gaze
- Art Star Sounds Compilation (Ass Comp)
- thug ass nigga (user)
- hoss ass hole (user)
- haul ass
- Fat Ass (user)
- ass hole!!! (user)
- dumb ass (user)
- ass over teakettle
- The Devil is an Ass
- Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
- show your ass (user)
- candy ass (user)
- ass candy (user)
- ass butt (user)
- JOE KICK ASS (user)
- I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
- The law is an ass
- Jack ass (user)
- The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
- How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
- Ass kisser
- Drunk Ass Bukowski
- This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
- The -Ass Suffix and Beyond
- grabbing ass
- hot ass chris (user)
- trina sexy ass (user)
- ass whole (user)
- virgan ass (user)
- Cheap Ass Games (node_forward)
- Dat ass
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