Findings:
- I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
- How to love someone who is mentally ill
- Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
- Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- Helping a loved one with depression
- For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- Fall in love with someone today
- What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
- A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- Falling in love with someone's musical taste
- i wear headphones even though i would desperately like to meet someone
- Half-sour pickle
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- 25 Albums I Love By Bands and Artists Who I Would Not Love Otherwise
- A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
- I Always Knew I Would Fall in Love with a Blue-Eyed Girl
- Find someone who dreams about people like you
- God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- You are talented; I would like to make love to you
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- Of course I refused, afraid of what his hands might feel like
- If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- If only Che Guevara were a revolutionary in his own country
- The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
- Closer (I want to love you like a pikachu)
- We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- To Each His Own
- i like his madness
- I like to imagine that Bond's firing the tank shells out of his mouth
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- History of His Own Time
- Love is like oxygen
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Just to see what it would be like
- I Love Hip Hop
- You speak like who you hang with, and piece like who you paint with
- Good girls who look like bad girls
- Phosphor reading by His own Light
- Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- The Passionate Shepherd to His Love
- Since his eyes were like perfect packed suitcases
- Kiki Uses His Magic
- Papa Doesn't Love His Children Anymore
- How to Fall Out of Love
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- what would you like?
- Would you like fries with that?
- What life after death will really be like
- Wear Your Love Like Heaven
- Love is like a See-Saw
- Would you like to try a sample?
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- Would you like an OS with that?
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- I don't think I like love
- I would like
- Questions for those who don't like capitalism
- Would you like a doughnut?
- It's okay as long as you don't fall in love
- why do we fall in love so easy, even when it's not right?
- Zuigan calls his own master
- Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Left to His Own Devices
- Tolstoy's use of his characters to bring forth his themes
- up his own arse
- Sparkling like a star in his hand, melting like a snowflake
- A man and his own face
- The mad scientist ties you to the examination table and makes love to you with his chilly instruments.
- because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
- tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
- A Frolic of his Own
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- His mouth tastes like blood and sugar.
- some of the pain that she endures would bring a strong man to his knees
- People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
- To each his own religion
- I might fall into good sleep like swimming
- his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- I would like to spiritually attune your face with my knee
- Would you like a cup of coffee?
- Mother and I Would Like to Know
- Do not fall in love with Laura and do not let Laura fall in love with you
- Perhaps you would like to meet your evil twin!
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- I love you like a brother
- What it's like to be in love
- Mind without body
- How long does it take to fall in love?
- I want to fall in love
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
- love like an antique roadshow
- If you would like to contact DMan
- I used to fuck people like you in prison
- I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
- These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
- I would like to have emotions
- I would like to bring you here
- Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
- I like the (idea) love it's
- love like a knife
- Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
- Falls in Love
- Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
- i didn't fall in love; i grew in love
- You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
- Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
- Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
- In His Own Image
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- His mournful lamenting, like smoke on the mountains
- Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
- How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
- Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
- The Fall of the World's Own Optimist
- his own tongue (user)
- The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- Slay them all. God will know his own.
- A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
- Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks
- Masking as generous love of life his constant torpid violence
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
- His name came up like a match on wooden me
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- What almost always happens after you fall in love
- Your words like warm water, his words like salt
- Jesse, at the helm of his own fears
- I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
- In His Own Write
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
- His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
- waiting for his arms to fold like wings around her
- Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- I killed a man with his own stomach
- A World of His Own
- Girlfriend who likes computers
- He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
- A Prophet in His Own Country
- YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
- aware of his own mortality
- I love you like a sister
- Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
- You like me, you really like me!
- She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
- I never thought it would be like this
- Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
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