Findings:
- Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
- Buy one comet, get the second one FREE!
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- What can you get for three cents?
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- I Get Hungry When I Shift
- Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
- How to get free clothes in Disney World
- When water chokes you
- When I Get Low I Get High
- Mindgames to play while your roommates are having sex in the next room
- When having sex in ancient Rome
- When keys on keyboards get switched
- Can I get MTV from kissing?
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
- E2 can only get better (e2poll)
- now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- When sex hurts (Men)
- We get too tense when we drive
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
- Money can buy happiness
- I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
- Getting a free case of beer
- Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
- The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
- The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- When The Tigers Broke Free
- Can I get a sketch?
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
- All the Pain Money Can Buy
- When sex hurts (women)
- When having sex in Poland
- When non-pitchers get to pitch
- What can I get for you? What do you need?
- Can I Get An Amen?
- Piero Manzoni
- When I think of him now I can smell horses
- can you get enough of me?
- Buy stuff, E2 gets money (document)
- Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
- The least I can get away with
- Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
- When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
- Buy Music - E2 Gets Money (document)
- it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
- How to get your cell phone replaced free of charge
- When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
- we can get along even though we disagree
- Yes, you can buy Noder Love! (document)
- How to get free magazines
- Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
- get yourself free
- The Joy of Pair Bonding: Get Good At Sex
- Things to do when technology gets here
- This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
- Can a Nigga Get a Table Dance?
- Stoned music memories
- I'll get there when I get there
- when the weather's good we get the wood
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- When did the World get so old?
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
- When having sex in northern Norway
- When having sex in Binary
- When having sex in Germany
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
- When having sex in Austria
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- When you are drunk, all you can see is light
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- You can get to my heart by making me cry
- Reality Is What You Can Get Away With
- When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- Can we all just get along?
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
- I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- How far can we get on one tank of fuel
- We celebrate the holidays when we can. In the ways we can afford to.
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- When can it end?
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- Get out of jail free card
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- How to get free clothes in places with Lost & Found boxes
- Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
- Free sex
- Get out of Hell free card
- Getting a free soft drink anywhere in North America
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- Getting free computer parts
- How to get a 19" monitor for free
- Getting free pizza
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- when all the white horses have broken free
- For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
- When in doubt, get horizontal
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- When I get mad I throw harder
- When I get like this
- We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
- When shall I be free?
- Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
- You can never get away from yourself
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- When did everyone get so attractive?
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Buying a mattress
- Why can't men buy tampons?
- $40 billion buys a lot of cell phones
- How to buy a used golf cart
- Don't! Buy! Thai!
- Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
- How we buy things
- More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
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