Findings:
- I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
- They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
- What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
- People don't flail when they die
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
- You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
- Hearts and thoughts they fade; fade away
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
- Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
- When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- are they watching you through the server logs
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- the moment when they take possession of you
- Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
- when they take my blood
- Thoughts that randomly pop into your mind when masturbating
- when you are young they assume you know nothing
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- I know they are watching me
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- There are times when they seem to be right
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
- Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- My adulterous thoughts, they fly around the world.
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
- When you kill people they die
- The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
- You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
- About gradual producing of the thoughts when talking
- it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
- When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- Thought experiment on a boring Tuesday (or, When the world lasted 20 minutes)
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
- When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
- When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
- The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
- Eye contact at a distance
- Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- They Might Be Giants
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
- Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
- They danced with fire claws
- cat haters
- Brittle things will break before they turn
- The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
- I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
- WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
- Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
- They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
- The Ten Commandments revised
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- play dumb
- Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
- You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- So that's what they call it nowadays?
- They Live
- If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
- Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
- All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
- Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
- Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- I was into them after they were hip
- But what are they really thinking?
- The Budweiser commercial they refuse to air
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
- Ground rush
- Things they should teach in school
- Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
- They mass produce plastic women
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- The Times They Are A-Changin'
- Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
- Whatever it is they spray inside of bowling shoes
- Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
- They couldn't install the DSL.
- They own the pack while we play the three card trick
- Words that don't mean the same as they used to
- They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
- They don't know what they're missing
- The Harder They Come
- Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
- Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
- Automobile tire pressure
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- Now you do what they told ya
- Prilosec
- Treating registers as if they were variables
- They must have faces
- They might not need me - yet they might -
- They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
- They asked me to write a letter
- Erewhon : Chapter XX - What They Mean By It
- if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
- Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
- And They Believed Me!
- Chipirones en su tinta
- Words you can't use unless they describe you
- They want me for a focus group!
- They just kind of went away
- They don't touch me the same way
- Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
- that lump they call your brain
- They Buried the American Dream Today
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- The Things They Carried
- Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- I wish they made marshmallow cereal without the cereal
- They Were Eleven
- Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
- Rape committed by women
- Good thing they were just typewriters
- They Say That Hope is Happiness
- Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
- How they Matched the Fuddles
- How They Came to Bunbury
- How They Encountered the Flutterbudgets
- How They Drank at the Forbidden Fountain
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
- You stole what they would have given you
- If it weren't hard, they wouldn't call it hardware
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- Kids that age think they know it all
- Lab rats dream about the mazes they run
- They Love Each Other
- What They Did to Princess Paragon
- Drivers who think they are Neo
- They tuck you up, your Mum and Dad
- Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
- Who are "they" anyway?
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- They Have a Word for It
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