Findings:
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- So you don't have to
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- Stoned music memories
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- Don't stand so close to me
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
- Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- Why are the most beautiful things in life so damn fragile?
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
- I've praised the Lord so loudly, don't I deserve a little sin?
- Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
- Something that may have changed my life...
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
- You know, life isn't so bad
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Cats don't have brakes
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- You don't have any real problems
- Why don't I have votes today?
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- A reason to drink
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
- The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
- I don't want to fall so easily
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
- My entire life I have been composing my death poem
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
- Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
- Why are the most beautiful things in life so damn robust?
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
- Life Is So Good
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- Life is so strange
- so many of life's truths are merely the intersections of nature
- i have been burning for so long
- I have become furniture in your life
- I have a punklin and you don't
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- You don't have to remember my name
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- I don't have a television set
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- No, I don't have channel 11
- don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- I don't have the time
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- cover your eyes so you don't know the secret
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- you don't have to do this
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
- I have lost many things, so many
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- You have exactly two minutes left of your life
- I used to have so many dreams
- So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Why black women have so few wrinkles
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- I must have waited all my life for this
- So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
- I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Wrinkled earlobes are a sign of impending heart attacks
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Don't give up
- Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Don't call me white
- Don't do that then!
- Don't drink through straws on a date
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
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