Findings:
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- These papers do not show what I have done
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- So you don't have to
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- Stoned music memories
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
- you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- I have a punklin and you don't
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- You don't have to remember my name
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- A reason to drink
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- Work like you don't need the monkey
- Work like you don't need the money
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- you don't have to do this
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Cats don't have brakes
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- Don't you ever go to work?
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- Sorry, I don't work here
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- Ginny and Lola don't work on Thursdays. Sorry, Sugar.
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- Don't work at a golf course
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- No, I don't have channel 11
- You don't have any real problems
- I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and play with Stormtroopers.
- Why don't I have votes today?
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- I don't want to go back to work
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- I don't have the time
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- You have your work cut out for you
- On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- we have a lot of work to do
- it's God's work to have us fail
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- These fragments I have shored against my ruin:
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- I don't have a television set
- Race condition
- necessary condition
- Conditioned
- Conditions Affecting Transpiration Rate in Plants
- Conflicting Conditions
- Reflections on the Human Condition
- Unfaithfulness, a condition of mastership
- Lipschitz Condition
- Using Pavlovian Theory to classically condition inanimate objects
- Book Condition
- a limerick on Chinese labor conditions
- Catastrophic Cascading Failure Condition
- conditions of worth
- Bottle conditioned beer
- Great Mambo Chicken and the Transhuman Condition
- standard conditions
- two-block condition
- atmospheric conditions
- condition variable
- Cauchy condition
- conditions for congruence between triangles
- Visual Meteorological Conditions
- serious health condition
- conditions apply (user)
- Working conditions
- Riemann condition
- condition code
- Don't try this at home
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- Contradictions don't exist
- Don't stand so close to me
- Node what you don't know
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
- I don't want the world, I just want your half
- Don't touch that dial
- Don't Look Back
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- I Don't Like Mondays
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Americans don't speak English
- Don't shit where you eat
- I just don't know when to quit.
- Don't order meat well-done
- Don't Tell Alfred
- Don't mess with Texas
- you don't want to know
- Don't Vote!
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Saying what you don't mean
- Your Method Works
- Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
- Don't beat around the bush
- Don't Drink the Water
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Why don't men shave?
- don't comment on my looks
- (Don't display in "New Writeups")
- Don't judge a book by its cover
- I Don't Like Monkeys
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Don't call me white
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