Findings:
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- If you would be so kind
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- You mean the me that you would be
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- The best kind of bartender
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- That would be me
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- So you want to be a composer
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- So you wanna be a hacker
- Free to Be, You and Me
- marry me and you'll be safe
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- so be it
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- eternity would be boring
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- If your wish be to close me
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- I never thought it would be like this
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- Like minded so you must be crazy
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- So mote it be
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- what would it take to be serene again?
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- It costs me nothing to be considerate
- That I Would Be Good
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- It appears to be a sock castle of some kind
- So You Want to Be a Wizard
- It feels so fine to be a fish today
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- It Ain't Gonna Be Me
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- So, you want to be a philosopher
- I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
- Let me be your fantasy
- It's so hard to be unfashionable
- You could be so delicious
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- Look siad me Be like me
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- Let Me Be Your Shelter
- So you want to be a telephone engineer
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- So you want to be an editor (document)
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- The Ten Commandments revised
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- You're too young to be so old
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- Where would America be without Canada?
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- Be gentle with me
- far be it from me
- What it's like to be in love
- The Man Who Would Be King
- So you want to be a waitress
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- Cruel to Be Kind
- This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
- Why it is so hard to be yourself
- Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
- So you want to be a DJ?
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- Just to see what it would be like
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- Let me be a martyr, dammit!
- A whimper would be fine
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- OBAFGKM
- I cannot be touched by any of this madness
- Mind without body
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- The kinds of friends that books could never be
- I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
- Touch not, lest ye be touched
- Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
- So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
- Mother, did it need to be so high?
- Be kind. Rewind.
- Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- So you want to be evil
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- So you want to be a star?
- May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- So you want to be an air traffic controller
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- Life without music would be a mistake
- it would be hilarious if only
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- I'll be you and you'll be me
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
- So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
- On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
- be silent my bird, you tear me apart
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
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