Findings:
- Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
- Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
- It lingers in the air like too many tomorrows
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- Too Old to Rock 'N Roll, Too Young To Die
- I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
- All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
- fuck me and marry me young
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
- Republican Like Me
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- Women only like me for my mind
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
- She tastes like gingerbread, too.
- Would you like to see me masticate?
- again, I am too young
- Me too
- I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
- Walk Like Me
- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- 1,340,666 women just like me
- Smells Like al-Qaqaa
- He brings me books like flowers
- Why is everybody exactly like me?
- sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
- does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
- You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- Broken like me
- There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
- unfinished (like me)
- My Company Likes Me
- I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
- the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
- She's Too Young
- You're too young to be so old
- To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- Death was a part of me then, too.
- A conversation with old country guys is like being a chicken dentist
- Do you like me?
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- Black Like Me
- Loves me like a bottle
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- I'd like some dreams too
- Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
- His name came up like a match on wooden me
- Dead Like Me
- Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
- eyed me like a female mantis
- Excuse me while I kiss this guy
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
- "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
- i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
- Creeps Like Me
- violence comes to me like a second nature
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- You like me, you really like me!
- You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
- College sucked for me too
- choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
- "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
- Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me Too
- The letter inside of me is too long to write
- Too young to be nostalgic, too old to be naive
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- and things we're all too young to know
- the good days are killing me too
- Why I like this Joseph Lieberman guy
- I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
- Three guys whose voices are like clear glass
- Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
- treat me like a woman
- Fuck me like you fucked that horse
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- I'd like to thank God for allowing me
- I like you; do you like me?
- A Doll Like Me
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Look siad me Be like me
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- There are a million girls like me out there
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- I like you too
- Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
- Bleed Like Me
- Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- the sky above me like a full recovery
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- You're like a brother to me
- Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
- I could use a muse like you to amuse me
- Fuck Me Like You Mean It
- I remember books being like air and food and water to me
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- like you love me
- You may want to look into the possibility that you too are acting like a dick.
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- Somebody Up There Likes Me
- My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
- You like me in all the wrong rooms
- Hold Me Like You Need Somebody
- She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
- She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
- I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- doesn't look like anything to me
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- want me like time
- I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
- You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
- Smile at guys, for me
- well hung young guy (user)
- The lady doth protest too much, methinks
- It Hurts Me Too
- "me too" product
- Too many mes
- treat me like your sex doll
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- me too (user)
- speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
- young guys (user)
- Guy Gavriel Kay
- Guy Kawasaki
- Nik and the Nice Guys
- tough guy
- The Cable Guy
- Guy Fawkes
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- guy bob receptacles (user)
- sane guy (user)
- So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
- Dead Guy Ale
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
- Two Guys from Andromeda
- when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
- Are J.D. Salinger and Thomas Pynchon the same guy?
- Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
- How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
- getting hit by a guy
- Strong Guy
- Guy Ritchie
- That guy issue
- The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
- The little guy
- Operation Good Guys
- Good-looking guy game
- Teeny Little Super Guy
- Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
- Guy Incognito (user)
- Guy Williams
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