Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "those little rings with the crappy red plastic jewels set in them which you buy from those fifty- cent vending machines they have outside of supermarkets"

• Of diamonds and those that have them
• 25 cent plastic toy vending machines
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Those little golden birdies, look at them.
• Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• The loneliness of migrant threshermen and those poor souls forced by fate to seafaring slept under the loveseat; little Jenna smiled at its tail cat-like aquiver
• how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
• Surah 37 Those Who Set the Ranks
• Simple methods for conversing with those suffering from death
• To those who know who they are
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• you have an obligation to those who are gone
• Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• Lift not the painted veil which those who live
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• those magnificent men in their flying machines
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• steal out the eyes from the angels and set them as stars
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• You ever have one of those days where you go, "Well. This might as well happen."
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Little solace comes to those who grieve
• Do they know those days are golden? Build a rocket boys
• Redundancy in DNA
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• And forty days were fulfilled for him; for so are fulfilled the days of those which are embalmed
• By the way, those chairs, they spin
• How to steal newspapers from newspaper vending machines
• Retrieving lost coins from a vending machine
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• those corroded little stars
• All Those Tears But I Learned Something From Her
• Where the heck did those Hobbits come from
• Those little marks on the wall
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I have a Little Dreidel
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
• How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• They have no bones.
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• From Little Things Big Things Grow
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• The navigational computer confirms that we have emerged from hyperspace... on the other side of the planet.
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• Ring the cactus, buy the house a round
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• Things which money cannot buy
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Melinda's grandmother and I have a little talk
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• They have taken enough
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• How to work an airplane toilet door lock from the outside
• impossible now to discern which had cleaved a heart from the errant which had missed the mark.
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• Today I clean her little fingerprints from my window
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• I am phone posting from a gazebo outside of a library while using their WiFi in the rain
• Big Questions from Little People
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• Let them have Festivas
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• That which I should have done I did not do
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• come buy, come buy; our grapes fresh from the vine
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• They didn't have the heart
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• They Have a Word for It
• I hate coming back from the bathroom with a wet ring
• Cover songs which are indistinguishable from the originals
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• giant surface music falling to earth like jewels from the sky
• One should expect as much from a machine
• Creating decorative pieces from red envelopes
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• The Thirteen Songs From the Red Chamber Dream
• Little pieces from above
• The end of history is the nightmare from which I am trying to awake.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• You think of Everything while saving your little brother from certain doom
• Solidarity and fifty cents will get you a cup of coffee
• even cigarette smoking, Atlantic City gamblers walked away from the slot machines
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• Crappy electronics ate my balls - and the repair shop chewed them
• Bringing them back from the dead
• To withhold forgiveness from a person is like drinking poison and waiting for them to die.
• What have you learned from your patients today?
• Have you tried to keep the river from the sea?
• The Ship From Outside
• Crawling through festering flesh, hungry and, yearning, they wait for the day they will tear away from the dark.
• They devour the frayed edges of the world, and all we hear is chitinous clicking from the darkness
• Hideous things from Outside
• It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• I don't have a television set
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• They must have faces
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Eye contact at a distance
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• People want what they cannot have
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• Beings from space: What could they want?
• The Little Old Lady from Pasadena
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• They could have saved Kevin
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• You stole what they would have given you
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend

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