Findings:

• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• some people lie but they're looking for magic
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• It was hard to say hello. It was even harder to say goodbye.
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• But they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth?
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• You say you love; but with a voice
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• Little plaques that say "So-And-So Was Born Here"
• A pocket-sized device with a single button that says, "Everything as it was one minute ago".
• The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• She Spoke in Nothing But Lies
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• you want to use blood; i say we use devotion
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• some say he was never here at all
• Romantic as in 19th century German aesthetics, not what mommy says daddy used to be.
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• /but what was the question?
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• BQN: But, one for all?
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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