Findings:

• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Please do not read this
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Please Don't Destroy
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Eat it, don't read it
• i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Please don't bring your kids
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• This is the worst thing ever, worse than the planet exploding and demons eating babies
• The worst job interview ever
• Please don't peel the sweet corn
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• don't ever throw stones at your mother
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Worst episode ever
• please don't go
• The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
• The worst fanfic ever
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• The Worst Band Name I Ever Heard
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• the worst haircut ever
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Please don't smoke the mystery bag
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• Don't encourage people to read
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• Please don't apologize for your identity
• I don't know why I read the newspaper
• Please don't send your resume
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• People who don't read
• Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
• Don't work at a golf course
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• I don't know how to read science fiction
• The worst children's book ever
• Don't lie. Ever.
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• Worst Node Ever
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• This is the worst vacation ever! I am going to cut open your forehead with a roofing shingle!
• The worst ending ever
• The worst name ever
• don't believe everything you read on the internet
• Don't you ever go to work?
• Don't read song analyses
• Smartest thing I've ever read on Reddit
• Please don't feed the troll
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Don't try this at home
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• you don't want to know
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Saying what you don't mean
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• I don't think of her
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Interpersonal Reflections on the Worst and Most Important Election in My Lifetime
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Dead languages don't change
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Two wrongs don't make right
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Old video games don't die
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Don't hold your breath
• French Canadians don't speak French
• If you don't want thorns, choose roses
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't Block the Box
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• don't shoot the messenger
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"

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