Findings:
- No one can know what you want unless you tell them
- Something I Can Never Have
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- Why is it we desire that which we can never attain?
- Seven words you can never say on television
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
- What we think we know can kill us
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day
- Art has an actual purpose
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- I could have been one of a two
- I have one whole anus
- old books can tell more than one story
- Never chew on a soda can tab
- Dry bones can harm no one
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- How far can we get on one tank of fuel
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- Questions we will never have answers to
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- You can never go home again
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- The words no one can find
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- You can stand tall enough to cast a shadow, and you know this
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
- No One Can Stop the Bobsled
- There can be only one
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- I have never
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- I have never felt more alive
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
- Have One On Me
- you have become one with The Anonymous
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- You never can tell
- One man can make a difference
- Opening a coke can with one hand
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- Love is like skipping: if you know the secret, you can learn to fly
- Can children of the refrigerator age know the value of ice?
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- I never bend what I can break
- Know How, Can Do
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- Who can know it?
- Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
- you can never quarantine the past
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- In space, no one can hear you scream
- I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- Mister Obama can I have a pony
- Never coin a phrase if you can help it
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- You have to watch out for the quiet ones
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- I know I have been dreaming
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- Words that only have one context
- You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- My brain and I have never fully communicated
- Using a command line
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- I have no scars. I have never loved.
- While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
- I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
- This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- Must never have dated my friend Emily
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- you have never been safe
- I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
- No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
- Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
- No one can be totally logical
- It furthers one to have somewhere to go
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- You can never become anything if you're not good at math
- What you will know in the future can affect the present
- How can an atheist have morals?
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- Ski piss
- you never can tell with bees
- I Can Hear the Heart Beating As One
- Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
- If I can stop one heart from breaking
- One letter can make all the difference
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- Give everything you can to everyone you know
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- Knowledge can never be certain
- No one can be in two places at once
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Can I have a light?
- You can never get away from yourself
- The Library Book
- I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
- Never trust anything that can think for itself
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
- Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
- we can give up, but the world never will
- Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
- Can I have your autograph? (category)
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- If I can ruin it for you in one sentence, you've got a fragile perspective.
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
- I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- Of all the ways a heart can ache you are my favorite one
- Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
- You can never really escape the fire
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Using headphones as a microphone
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