Findings:
- Please help me!
- let me speak please (user)
- Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
- listen()
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- Please God, make me a stone.
- Please Kill Me
- Please let me wake up and find myself found
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- please let me in (user)
- Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
- Someone please kill me
- please forgive me (user)
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- Please Don't Bury Me
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- Pleased to Meet Me
- please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
- I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
- i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
- Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
- Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
- Me and My Egg Roll
- Please stop annoying me
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Please don't force your beliefs on me
- Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Please do not bring me flowers
- Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
- Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
- Please remember to let me down gently.
- Please please please let me get what I want
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- Give me a moment, please
- Please Please Me
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- Please, Call me Honky
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- I My Me! Strawberry Eggs
- E2 egged me on
- Eggs
- e.g.
- Egg
- Teach your grandmother how to suck eggs
- Pork Roll Egg and Cheese
- cuckoo's egg
- The incredible edible egg
- scrambled eggs
- Horton Hatches the Egg
- Eggs Benedict
- poached eggs
- fried eggs
- soft-boiled egg
- Ant egg
- Egg squash
- Sea egg
- Don't put all your eggs in one basket
- Scotch egg
- I love eggs
- The Hen and the Golden Eggs
- Easter Egg Shooter
- juggling eggs
- Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
- Psalm 69: The Way To Succeed and the Way to Suck Eggs
- deviled eggs
- Egg salad sandwich
- pickled eggs
- Chuckie Egg
- suck eggs
- remote control egg
- Crisp-cased Egg Tarts
- Scrambled Eggs a la Sellafield
- This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
- fried egg sandwich
- Egg timer
- Stracciatella (herb and egg soup)
- western eggs
- Egg roll
- Tuna and egg salad
- Egg Flower Soup
- Baked Eggs with Ham and Sherry
- Preserved Egg Pies
- Thousand year eggs
- Egg Toastie
- Kinder Egg
- Shallow-fried Pancake Rolls with Eggs
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- Dinosaur Eggs
- Hot Tomato Soup With An Egg Sandwich
- egg burrito
- Green Eggs
- egg white
- egg in the hole
- E.G. Daily
- The Egg Council
- Molested Eggs
- The Egg
- hardware easter egg
- Egg Man
- The chicken and egg question of designer fragrances
- documentation easter egg
- The Serpent's Egg
- egg in a microwave oven
- Bacon and Egg Toasted Sandwich
- The All Your Eggs In One Basket recipe for imperial annihilation
- i.e. vs. e.g.
- You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
- Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
- You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
- Palm Pilot Easter Eggs
- egg foo yung
- Sunshine Egg
- He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
- eggs over easy
- Everything2 Easter Eggs
- Holey Egg Bread
- Egg Wave
- Angel's Egg
- quail egg
- Fifty Eggs
- The Egg & I
- Green Eggs & Hamlet
- Scottish Egg on a Stick
- Natural Selection by Kinder Egg
- teacup eggs
- Thunder Egg
- How to crack an egg with one hand
- Mignon Egg
- blown egg
- Max Payne Easter Eggs
- Mare's Egg
- Mr. Egg
- deep-fried eggs mousseline
- West Egg
- East Egg
- The Cuckoo's Egg
- egg sandwich
- Fried bread and eggs
- Big Bird's Egg Catch
- Asparagus with poached eggs and Parmesan
- Egg Bowl
- eggs on toast
- Pint of milk, eggs, subdued flys
- Dragon's Egg
- Egg Drop
- Curried orange eggs of infinite doom
- Windows XP easter eggs
- egg coat
- Embryonic eggs
- Avgolemono (Egg Lemon Soup)
- The Great Egg Race
- How to wrap an egg roll
- A Day in the Death of Joe Egg
- dirty eggs
- Egg of Columbus
- The spinning egg paradoxon
- Boiling an egg over an open fire
- lay an egg
- Egg nog
- How to retrieve an ostrich egg
- electric egg
- You can't unscramble scrambled eggs
- Eggs Sardou
- Yoshi Egg
- high egg passage virus
- Last one in is a rotten egg!
- Eg Von (user)
- Skillet eggs with andouille
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