Findings:

• Information doesn't want to be anything
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• All I ever wanted to be
• All that I am and ever want to be
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• No place I'd rather be
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• I want to be a cog
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• It's not supposed to be anything
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• So you want to be a waitress
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• Information wants to be deleted
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• i want to be a dj
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• The cat that didn't want to be rescued
• Be something... be anything other than this
• Much like what music wants to be
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
• Millenials All Want to be Celebrities
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• I'd just as soon be a ghost
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• I wanted to be
• What the American people want politics to be
• I want to be sexy too!
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• What I want to be when I grow up
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• I'd Do Anything
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• I don't want to be alone
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• I want to be caught
• I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
• So you want to be a star?
• The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• I just want to be a drummer
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• I always wanted to be a superhero
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• So you want to be a composer
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Do you really want Alexa to be hearing this
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• Be the monstrous wave of despair and destruction you want to see in the world
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• Spared the sight of what you wouldn't be the same if you had seen.
• I don't want to be successful
• I wouldn't be.
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Want to be a lawyer?
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• My mother is convinced I want to be a nudist
• Wouldn't It Be Nice
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• Want to be a werewolf
• So you want to be a DJ?
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
• I Want to Be Inside You
• Sometimes I want to be an object of desire
• Do I want anything?
• I am blind when I want to be
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• Some people want to never feel anything bad, and call that happiness
• I want to be the air around you.
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• I want to be a muse
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• That's what I want to be too, frankly
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• Without users, this wouldn't be a problem
• Information wants to be free
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• Questions I wouldn't be afraid of
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Be the change you want to see in the world
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• So you want to be evil
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• the nodeshell that didn't want to be rescued
• we want our film to be beautiful, not realistic
• So you want to be a telephone engineer
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• I don't always want you to be nice
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• Information wants to be paid
• I just want to be friends

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