Imagine this. You're
walking or
biking down a sidewalk. There's
lizards on one side of the sidewalk. As you walk or ride down, the lizards run under your feet or
bicycle wheels and become
smashed lizard pie. This happens to me so
frequently. You'd think
Darwinism would rid the
world of these stupid creatures, but they just
keep coming!!
Brown Anoles are the most common type of
lizard this seems to happen to, at least for
me.
I remember the
first time it happened. I was riding down a sidewalk, there must have been a dozen lizards.. They all ran
under my bike as I went by.. I ran over at least
half of them. In fact, I wouldn't have
known if not for the cruncy noises and my dirty
bicycle tires afterwards. It was disgusting, but hey..
natural selection at work!