Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "standing outside my door and making more noise than an air-raid siren, despite the fact that her food and water dishes are both full, and her litterbox clean, and really, what else does a cat need?"

• does she need to touch her own face to know?
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• If a 3G phone signal takes more power than 2G, why does 2G make more noise on audio equipment?
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
• True compassion is more than flinging a coin to a beggar. It comes to see that an edifice which produces beggars needs restructuring.
• Does Thailand need more dams?
• Religion is not benign, nor does it provoke more good than harm
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• the reassuring solidity of the door frame against her spine
• Here's Me Inside Her But I Can Tell From Her Vagina She Doesn't Really Care
• Making her presence known (Part 3)
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• And I need you more than want you
• To Her Door
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• Making her presence known
• her kitty cat (user)
• Today I clean her little fingerprints from my window
• How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Why does Madonna earn more than a nurse?
• Helping people cheat
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• I wonder sometimes if it is milk in her hair, full of sweetness,
• Tiny snow noises and her footsteps
• Making her presence known (part 2)
• Funny -- she looks much smaller from outside her head
• Jacqueline and Her Cat
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• My cat is mentally challenged and more than a little misshapen
• I need a more beautiful distraction than this
• Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
• making certain he was touching her
• What Everything does better than anything else
• So her hat does not blow away
• Television does more than rot your brain
• standing off to the side of the lobby, watching the hostess adjust her hair
• She does not take her trip. She does not shout out loud.
• when still her eyes held water
• This place needs more actual lists of theses nailed to church doors. Let's begin.
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• Her dreams involve a backstroke and a full moon
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
• malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
• does the girl really represent aching desire?
• water does not expand when it freezes
• Robert Lionel Fanthorpe fills up the word count in a science fiction novel: she brushed her teeth
• I do not see her
• Clean food with no poop
• I think of Marriage as a Feast Table full of various Foods
• Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
• Lady Daibu And Her Lover
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• The Lark and Her Young Ones
• The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
• no more stupid, i am full
• How to work an airplane toilet door lock from the outside
• Take Her up to Monto
• Say that turning a teenage girl to stone is depriving the world of her
• The Lark Burying Her Father
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• She said, while hugging a bowl of turnips close to her bosom
• The Old Woman And Her Pig
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Clean Water Act
• she does not know how much I need this
• Articles that need to differentiate between fact and fiction
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• We need to classify the working classes as food animals
• her
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
• The Bitch and Her Whelps
• Ribbed for her pleasure
• If You Followed Her Gaze
• The Author to Her Book
• Neko Case and Her Boyfriends
• I can see her face
• The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even
• A woman and her Cock
• I don't want to see her
• I haven't seen her in a month. She is still beautiful.
• I think I've forgiven her
• Looking back from time to time, her tears falling fast
• How much does Milliways really cost?
• Why oil on water looks like a rainbow
• she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
• Elf needs food badly
• The Full Facts book of Cold Reading
• My cat's breath smells like cat food
• Are we better than everything else?
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• Rosy Palm and her five daughters
• Herr
• how to unlatch a door chain from outside
• The Milk-Woman and Her Pail
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• Her Handwriting
• Her Royal Highness
• The Woman and Her Hen
• Written in her French Psalter
• Her back
• Take Her in Your Arms
• Since she whom I lov'd hath paid her last debt
• putting on her makeup
• My love in her attire doth show her wit
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• Written with a Diamond on her Window at Woodstock
• Her Majesty
• For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her
• Meant For Her
• her arms around me
• His 'N' Hers
• What do I call her?
• cat food
• river, in all his innocent beauty and home in hers
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• Someone outlined against the sky, the sun too bright to see her face
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Calling her number and having a male voice answer
• the small of her back
• I daydream of her
• Mr. Clean? Too empathetic. We need a bomb.
• Clean Water Action
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• Why does your deaf brother need a cell phone?
• I am so clean I am so filthy I am so hollow I am so full of shit
• Does a story need a conflict?
• Does America Need a Foreign Policy?
• A simple way to go faster than light that does not work
• Food that does not come from the country people think it comes from
• The fact that your band is "politically aware" does not cause it to cease sucking
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• Why does God need an Army?
• What does God need with a starship?
• Does a modern state need to be a Democracy?
• right outside the front door, where in January snowdrops will bloom
• She came through the glass door, untouched by the storm that raged outside.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• How to tell when someone else is full of shit
• Does marijuana make you more creative?
• Food, shelter and a broadband connection
• no more bitter. i am full.
• The air full of ice and electricity, and then the sky went green and the air raid sirens went off
• Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
• hers
• Do Her
• Her braid; I obeyed
• The Ground Beneath Her Feet
• Travel 102 - Food & Water on the Plane
• her lips on mine
• I don't think of her
• a total loss of control over her life
• I never saw her again
• Her Majesty's Loyal Opposition
• On Her Majesty's Secret Service

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