Findings:

• some day we will all be gone
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• Changing standards of male beauty purely by force of will
• Will I be given that chance?
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• The end will be a sellout
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• there will be a last
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• On the comet there will be much pie
• You will be assimilated
• Boys will be boys
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• The revolution will not be televised
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Will I cease to be
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• I will be light
• They will not be named!
• If it be your will
• What life after death will really be like
• the world will be remade in our image
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• There is some place I need to be
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• Someday, I will be strong
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• There Will Be Blood
• The second chance you give could be your last
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• There will be time
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I will always be weird inside
• I fear I will be nothing
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Marks which will never be broken
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• The next life will be better
• I will be in my trailer!
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• There will be no more stories to read
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Everything will be alright
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• I will be your young sinner
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• The television will not be revolutionized
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Carl Everett
• node that will be my legacy
• In the maze of my mind, some paths cannot be backtracked
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Some teachers shouldn't be allowed to teach
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Some things that fly there be
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• It appears to be a sock castle of some kind
• The revolution will not be webcast
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Who Will Be There
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• The Revolution will be televised
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• all the cute guys will be there
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• There will never be another you
• I will always be in the details
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Even the dead will not be safe

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