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- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
- Now I understand what you tried to say to me
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
- Try not being obscure just for the sake of it
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
- Experience tells me not to try
- let's try me (user)
- Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- Try
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- Try not to look into my eyes
- Never try to teach a pig to sing
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- Local cop tries to embarrass city, fails
- Insomniac, I Tried
- Laura Tries Calculus
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- What Playboy taught me just now
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- Tried
- Windows tries to cover up its mistakes
- Software that tries to work in situations it cannot control will inevitably fail
- Do or do not, there is no try
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- The Age in Which We Tried To Find A Better Way to Kill Everybody
- Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
- try to summon the dream once more
- I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I never tried to reach your Eden
- just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
- Just Me (user)
- Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
- it's still just me in here
- Just Let Me Breathe
- The node that tried too hard to be loved
- bi try
- Cheap tricks parents try to get away with
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- Slayers Try
- Just call me fluffy
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
- Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
- When We Try Talking
- i try to forget you
- Lene Lovich Tries To Sleep
- last try (user)
- Why I try to convert you
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
- Try A Little Tenderness
- Poco tries to make a delivery
- That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
- if they forget me, I just might disappear
- But beauteous fields lie just before me
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
- i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
- Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
- Have you tried rebooting?
- Give it the old college try
- How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- How the Sphere, having in vain tried words, resorted to deeds
- The Day I Tried To Live
- At least you tried your best
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- Would you like to try a sample?
- The Tried Assassin
- I tried to pull you into my head
- The Weary Traveller, who tried, sought
- we tried to dream together
- These are the Times that Try Men's Souls
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- People just expect things from me
- Try cock
- I tried to memorise her, from beginning to end
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- Try Harder (user)
- need to try a new us (user)
- Stories I Have Tried to Write
- Last year I tried to die
- try (user)
- A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
- try on
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- don't try to find words
- try the N+7
- I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
- I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
- I try to avoid making things more dead
- Just don't expect me to understand
- I still haven't tried the roulette
- I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
- Is it better to try to improve yourself, or to accept yourself as you are?
- i tried that (user)
- I try not to think about it
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- I'm Just Me (user)
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- She just looks at me
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- it's just me (user)
- Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- Can't you just fall in love with me already?
- 1,340,666 women just like me
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- just for me, sitting on the bench
- is it just you and me in the wreckage of the world?
- Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
- just hold me, and let me weep
- Don't try this at home
- Try again
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- I tried to classify types of joy
- Indiana once tried to change the value of pi
- How I vainly tried to explain the nature of Flatland
- I think I tried to flirt with you
- How I tried to teach the Theory of Three Dimensions to my Grandson, and with what success
- I try to see myself
- Stupacil
- It is a new search engine, wanna try?
- I wouldn't try that if I were you
- Can't nothin' fail but a try
- Fell, But Tried
- programs compiling on the first try
- some girls try too hard
- Mama Tried
- The sky tried sunny went back to grey
- Dorothy Tries to be Brave
- try/catch/finally
- Don't knock it if you haven't tried it
- I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle
- I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
- Men's reluctance to try friends
- I tried to arrange my life in paragraphs, unaware that I was a haiku
- Suppose I try to tell you the secrets of this house, and them that live here
- Try finding a stable in Bethlehem now
- I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
- I tried to fight a coward.
- Why do male musical groups try to look threatening on their album covers?
- try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
- If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
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