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I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
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Girlfriend who likes computers
Showing Everything to my Girlfriend
imaginary girlfriend
Girlfriend in a Coma
Watching your girlfriend asleep
His girlfriend
Vegas stories: My first girlfriend's wedding
Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
We need to get you a girlfriend
Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
Kick it to the curb, girlfriend!
Ugly Girlfriend + Wingman
I need a stoner girlfriend
If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
When not to break up with your girlfriend
Fighting with your girlfriend
Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
The only girlfriend I never slept with
My Girlfriend's Parents
Why my girlfriend is jealous of Jeannie
Jack, his Girlfriend, and the Two Black Eyes
How to get your girlfriend to play EverQuest
Winning back your girlfriend
my roommate's girlfriend's hair in my cereal
online girlfriend
Stealing a girlfriend
Feminists make the best girlfriends
Pinocchio and his girlfriend
Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
Mouse mummies, your girlfriend and you
My girlfriend and her pillow
Getting along with your best friend's girlfriend
Swordsman's Girlfriend
New Girlfriend
Some observations on getting a girlfriend
Pee in the shower without your girlfriend noticing
Girlfriend aura
Girlfriends are basically just really good porn
low-maintenance girlfriend
driving your girlfriend home
Coffee + the Needle = Lost Girlfriend
Girlfriend from Hell
Convincing your girlfriend that you died so she'll learn to appreciate you
What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
Asian Girlfriend
Satanic Zombie Cyborgs Meet the Unholy Girlfriend
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Your Girlfriend (user)
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Mexican girlfriend
Love cookies
Three battles, 100 pubs, Queen Anne's girlfriend and some noders - a summer nodermeet in St Albans
My cat and my girlfriend
girlfriend of the Singularity
Dr. Girlfriend
Buying lingerie for your girlfriend - the definitive guide
I'm not a good girlfriend
Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
My Girlfriend's Head Is Full of Air
I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
Ways to Die That Also Feed Your Girlfriend
World's End Girlfriend
Schrödinger's Girlfriend
Canadian girlfriend
Schrodinger's Girlfriend (node_forward)
Whiskey, Cliches, and Your New Girlfriend
sonnet for my girlfriend
Everyone has a dead girlfriend story (category)
I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
My Anime Girlfriend is Perfect!
Magical Girlfriend
Gotta go. My AI girlfriend is dumping me.
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The Chair she sat in, like a burnished throne
Still she cried, and still the world pursues
She said
he/she
She Walks in Beauty
Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
She stopped and took a second look
She pulled the "I love you" on me
That's all she wrote
What She Said
She sells sea shells
She approached me with some vague line
When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
She Who Is
"He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
she left a little Java-shaped hole in my heart
Since she whom I lov'd hath paid her last debt
Surah 58 She that Disputeth
Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
Murder She Wrote
She smiles in colors
She is why God is God.
She Moved Through The Fair
By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
English As She Is Spoke
English As She Is Spoke: Useful Words, Part I
English As She Is Spoke: Useful Words, Part II
English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Phrases
English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Dialogues, Part I
English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Dialogues, Part II
English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Dialogues, Part III
English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Letters
English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Anecdotes
She Hangs Brightly
Robert Lionel Fanthorpe fills up the word count in a science fiction novel: she brushed her teeth
English As She Is Spoke: Idiotisms and Proverbs
She breaks hearts almost as often as she breaks the speed of sound
She arose and said matter-of-factly
she turns and smiles, then walks away
She misses me
So then she said
(s)he
She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
I knew she wasn't faking
So happy she drools
She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
She Came In Through The Bathroom Window
God is a she
She said, while hugging a bowl of turnips close to her bosom
I haven't seen her in a month. She is still beautiful.
How clear she shines
She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
She thought about giving him her heart
Is she really going out with him?
what she kisses twice
She was locked in time
She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
She Is Suffering
she being Brand
The picture she drew in my notebook
A chorus of phones each time she calls
And then, she expressed frustration with life in general
Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
Who am I to critique that which she is?
She has trouble acting normal
She said she loved me
She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
She just sat there
Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
She told me I'd make a good Satan
Jennifer, is she your friend?
I don't like her because she won't like me
She found her bliss between the headphones, and pursed her lips.
The vacuum she left
She Loves You
Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
She Loves Me
She bruised her knee. This is how we met.
So she wet the bed
She said yes
She wears her failed relationships like a shield
She was steady
For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
How she saw the moon
She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
She Smells of Lilacs
All That She Wants
She just looks at me
He says she says
That one makes me scream, she said
She flies with her own wings
It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
To a girl who thought she was moving away
She was very beautiful. Y'know?
She told me to say that
They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
She Dwelt Among the Untrodden Ways
She still has my Borges book
He and She

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