Findings:
- She has trouble acting normal
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- And When She Sings
- She has a heap of hearts on a platter and she's not getting mine
- The Jackal: Episode One: A Hero Has Risen, And She Demands Worker's Comp
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
- When she is talking to him
- In this moment, when everything has come apart...
- If a woman lactates honey, she probably has cooter bees
- she lit a fire and now she's in my every thought
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
- Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
- It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
- She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
- She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
- A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
- She shed
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- Venus, when she is the evening star
- She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
- She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
- This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
- It must be morning when she dreams.
- When she died
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
- I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
- When your life has become a Radiohead song
- She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
- The hardest breath she has
- when Everything666 has reduced the universe to dust in a cataclysmic inferno of carnal knowledge
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- She has given up on shoes completely.
- If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
- If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
- You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
- She has big eyes and a slightly cracked voice
- 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
- She's found the hole in reality. She knows its depth.
- (she's a monster) she ate my heart
- it's hard to turn away when it feels like she's singing directly to you
- she likes to dance on the edge. it's all she's known and she won't change now
- She is not a girl, she is a woman. No, wait, she's a girl.
- When she was bad
- When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- His face when she fell
- when she saw the funny side, we introduced my child bride to whisky and gin
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- When we shed our earthly skin
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- she is the sort of woman who, when put to the magnifying glass, refused to burn
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- And when she came back she was nobody's wife
- This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
- When that trouble fails to find us we eventually yearn for it, we seek it
- if you fear spells, look away when she decides to share her hair with the wind.
- When she sleeps, is she not moving her legs aside for an unknown garrison?
- She still has my Borges book
- She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
- acting
- IRC acting
- Five forces acting on white-collar jobs, according to Tom Peters
- group acting on set
- method acting
- acting a little like my mom
- acting school
- Jump-Starting Your Acting Career and other innovative new features of Windows XP
- voice acting
- Stella Adler Conservatory of Acting
- How dancing assists acting
- cis acting
- Forces acting in flight
- Play acting
- It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
- We're acting happy to stop ourselves from going insane.
- You may want to look into the possibility that you too are acting like a dick.
- Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
- This Hour Has 22 Minutes
- Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
- Has
- Hoo-ha
- Genius has its own etiquette
- the time has come
- The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
- Morning Has Broken
- Time Has Come Today
- MY life has no carrot
- The Universe said, Ha!
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- The Soul has Bandaged moments-
- Naming Windows computers
- Where No Man Has Gone Before
- It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
- Yom Hashoah
- Music Has the Right to Children
- The Heart Has its own Memory
- To One who has been Long in City Pent
- Evolution has never been observed
- This writeup has nothing to do with this title
- Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
- A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Life has its course
- Life has more twists than a rope
- Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
- The Eagle Has Landed
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
- Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- The USA has fucked up priorities
- Ebonics began with pirates
- Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
- Water has negative calories
- Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
- Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
- Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
- Who Has Seen the Wind?
- Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
- Adolf Hitler has a Bacon number of 3
- The Path Has Vanished
- Why did Bach never write an opera?
- The ringing has been drowned out by voices
- This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
- Fixing a water damaged cell phone
- The Rabbi has spoken!
- My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- Canada has low self-esteem
- Linux is free only if your time has no value
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- When the Bough Breaks
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- shippai wa seiko no moto
- my body has taken over my thinking
- Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
- Let Everything That Has Breath
- Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)
- H.A. Rey
- The Eagle Has Fallen
- Where has the smoke gone?
- Smoking has class
- My friend has just broken up a marriage
- Each one has their own story
- The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
- Why the Borg have such terrible fashion sense
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
- The Christmas Season has it in for me.
- "The Simpsons" has become too mainstream
- This year has flown
- Why it has become easier to program a virus
- coolio go home ha ha (user)
- Los Angeles has crappy landmarks
- And youth is cruel and has no remorse
- Chinese has three words for "river"
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- "Dude" has evolved into a unisex term
- Death has entered my life once more
- gomame no ha gishiri
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