Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "pants that have seven pockets, 12 zippers, and appear to be made from something that distorts light"

• Why women's pants have no pockets
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• I appear to have been misinformed
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• Something From the Nightside
• His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
• you have to be kidding
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• drop your slogans and drop your pants. proceed naked from this existence.
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• The navigational computer confirms that we have emerged from hyperspace... on the other side of the planet.
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• painting stars that have come to be
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• From 'The Seven Dreams Of The Golden Unicorn' by Reynold Cosby
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• Something I Can Never Have
• Every day we stray further from God's light.
• White light from the mouth of infinity
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• you have to be close to catch it
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Sounds That Can't Be Made
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Made from the best stuff on earth
• From Darkness, Lead Me To Light
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• Light from the Sun
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• Have you ever made a just man?
• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Why are false noses made from silver?
• Big huge booms and the lights from the ships off shore
• From one single idea, everything appeared here
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• When you know things are just meant to be
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Write-up appears to have achieved sentience. Security Protocol B-3L9 activated.
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• Youth is made to be misspent
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• Can it still be a good luck charm if it's something you stole?
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• You have the world’s consent to be beautiful
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• painting stars that have not come to be
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Stoned music memories
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• Have you tried to keep the river from the sea?
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• What I have learned from being fired
• Including her knees and a dragon made from a sock
• Of course I'm made of corn, I'm from North America
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Payments are made from below
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• Nameless blackout poems I made from Ovid's Metamorphosis
• The light from your eyes
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Something that may have changed my life...
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• What have you learned from your patients today?
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• far be it from me
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• It appears to be a sock castle of some kind
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• The Light Princess: Chapter 12
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Something to Be Desired
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Be something... be anything other than this
• Making a flame appear from your hand
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I will be light
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
• i want to help. i want to be a part of something that will change the world.
• only then will we be safe from each other
• things that are wrong may yet be made right
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• from Brooklyn to Okinawa, a carefully clipped newspaper in 12 folds
• Light from a Dead Star
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• Made in Scotland, from girders
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88

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