Findings:

• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead
• I still don't even know you
• Far and further away. This is the only way I still want you.
• Wake me up if you still want me
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Still the best 15 minutes of your day
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• 7 Japanese people are still missing, presumed dead
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Do you still want your first universe?
• Can we still be friends?
• We don't talk about those sorts of things
• Does anyone still care about freedom?
• I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• It is still hard to think about you without resorting to riddles and pointless pondering
• You live and you learn, and if you don't learn you still die
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• My best dead friend
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• A Boy's Best Friend
• The more I learn about photography the less I want to know
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• What do you say to your best friend's ex?
• On a former best friend
• Best friends, for awhile
• Talk about the weather
• Falling in love with your best friend
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• some of my best friends are closeted homosexuals
• My Best Man's speech, at my best friend's wedding
• Why you're my best friend.
• Ballade of Dead Friends
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• to my best friend
• brandys best friend (user)
• Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• What I talk about when I talk about running
• So why talk about politics now
• What I Want My Kids To Know About Sex
• My best friend, Josh
• Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Some of my best friends are three inches long
• Best of Friends
• Best Friends Forever
• Being married to your best friend
• the best friends are the ones we'll meet tomorrow
• A book has always been my best friend
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Wanted Dead or Alive
• My Best Friend's Sister
• Once I hit my best friend with a hammer
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• I don't care about the air
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• Sorry about my friend
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• This is the part i wanted to see; about the mental institution
• A poem about my tragic friend
• what we talk about when we talk about Punk
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• best friends
• Some of my best friends are
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Getting along with your best friend's girlfriend
• My best friend is a breakfast table
• Man's best friend? (e2poll)
• My Best Friend's Birthday
• Best Friend (user)
• My computer is my best friend. It is my life.
• The day my best friend cried
• Some of my best friends are djs
• Falling out of love with your best friend
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Brainy people make the best friends
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• a letter to my best friend
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Dead languages don't change
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• February wants me dead
• Sex with your best friend
• Flags and flag etiquette
• Lincoln advises a friend who is nervous about marriage, January 30, 1842
• Things a Computer Scientist Rarely Talks About
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• What the world wants to know about newts
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• Let's talk about the end of the world as we know it
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• Don't tell me about her
• You, standing
• I want to hear about thunderstorms and white lightning
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Can We Talk About This?
• Don't think about it
• Talk About the Passion
• Talk to your dermatologist about...
• At what age should you talk to your kids about drugs?
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• small intimate talk about nothing
• When to talk about religion
• I want to hear about his day in person
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• i could write a book about the things i don't know
• Best friend
• Man's best friend
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Some of our best friends are three minutes long
• i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
• I want to learn more about Islam
• How to find your new best friend
• Kissing your best friend
• Some of my best friends are...
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• We talk about the importance of a good handshake.
• My Best Friend's Wedding
• The Prime Directive for Dummies: A Captain's Best Friend
• Fingerfucking your best friend
• My gay best friend
• Live Era '87-'93
• Dating your best friend
• Noders in love: Marrying my best friend
• Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
• Memories of my best friend

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