Findings:

• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Mr Jolly Lives Next Door
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• War is hell but men like it
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• I don't see like you
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• But can you still cry like a child?
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I Don't Like Mondays
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• Don't Go Out the Door
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• but don't take my word for it
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• don't comment on my looks
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• They don't know what they're missing
• I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• They are all pretty but fading.
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
• But what are they really thinking?
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• Don't Look Back
• beliefs can change the world, but they can't change reality
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• They don't understand my tea
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• I don't like moving.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Skim this life but never live
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• the smallest number that looks prime but isn't
• Hot pursuit
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• like you're blind but still can see
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• they carry but they do not understand
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.

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