Findings:
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
- I'm a nice guy...really, I am
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- I think I'm getting distracted again
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- (I'm just a) Love Machine
- Really, I am glad the romance is gone
- I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- She's not the snake, I am. She's just the apple.
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
- I think therefore I am
- I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
- you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
- I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
- Just plane smart
- I am prepared to be just as mysterious as you
- Ack! Am I really related to these people?
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
- I'm All You Can Think About
- My mom thinks I'm a satanist
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
- I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
- I'm just guessing
- I'm not really a waitress nail polish
- I used to think of marriage as a plate-glass window just begging for a brick
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
- This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- i am just a simple buddhist monk
- I wish I were as smart as I am
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
- I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
- I'm just a collection of electrons
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- I'm just a bill
- Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
- I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
- I'm not what you think
- I'm Really Into Techno
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- I'm Just Me (user)
- Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- I'm fine no really
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- I'm Henry The Eighth I Am
- Girlfriends are basically just really good porn
- just because they never bothered to really do
- Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- The Learning Channel
- i'm just a bunch of stolen parts?
- we think we're so great. this is all just more history
- if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
- just think (user)
- Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
- Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
- let's not I said really let's just not
- some sort of electric light, i'm not really sure
- Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
- I sometimes think I am too much
- You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
- Oh, Think Not I Am Faithful
- I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
- Am I really here? Is this really my life?
- I am too birdlike to really know peace
- Clearly I am just too stupid to take the SAT II's
- i am just slowly accumulating ghosts
- I am just going outside and may be some time.
- Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
- i just want to know who i am
- I'm not a monster, Tom. Well, technically I am. I guess I am.
- I am not a part of this! Really!
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- My cats think I'm a God
- I'm really sorry about that!!!
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- i'm just a girl
- I'm not really entitled to an opinion
- Though really, I'm waiting for you.
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- They think I'm a god
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
- Depression is a good thing
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- I think I'm turning into a guy
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- I'm just sayin'
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- I think, therefore I am that I am
- I'm just here for the candy
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
- My Dog Thinks I'm Unpatriotic
- I'm just sayin'.
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
- you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
- Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- i'm just sitting here worrying
- You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
- I think I'll just go to sleep in this snow bank.
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
- Just as I am, Without One Plea
- I am the Walrus
- I look better when I am wet
- Am I my brother's keeper?
- Trans Am
- Why I am bitter and angry.
- I am not a hacker
- I am not a big sister anymore
- I am Joe's...
- I Am Invincible!
- Society made me what I am
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- I am now a college graduate
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- Am I gay?
- All that I am and ever want to be
- I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
- I am the greatest!
- Right now I am floating
- I am a Christian
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- I am not ashamed to be a consumer
- How am I doing?
- I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
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