Findings:
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Stoned music memories
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
- I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
- But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- i want to help. i want to be a part of something that will change the world.
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- honey, don't feed me: I will come back
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- My entire life I have been composing my death poem
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
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- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- The amazing sticker movement will change your life
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- If you don't see the shack, take it back
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- I don't want to see her
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Don't want sex, be sexual
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- So you don't have to
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- We don't want YOUR kind here!
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- You don't have to remember my name
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- I don't want to be successful
- Don't take this personally, but it's personal
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Don't Come Around Here No More
- I may or may not have been naked
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- I have a punklin and you don't
- Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- emotions others don't get to see
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- Don't take that tone with me, son
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- But lately, I've been too tired to care
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
- I don't want to be alone
- It could have been me
- They Don't Want Me
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- Be the change you want to see in the world
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- I don't always want you to be nice
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- Arguments don't change minds
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
- some things change, and some things don't
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- Dead languages don't change
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- Baptist jokes
- but don't take my word for it
- Cats don't have brakes
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- A reason to drink
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
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