Findings:

• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• Making the heartless girl cry
• How to pick up a dime with a forklift
• Boys, girls, and their mirror neurons
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• Why every girl on the entire planet has a boyfriend
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• The Girls in Their Summer Dresses
• 206
• Picking a zit
• How Marsha Davis got her boyfriend
• I learnt how to perform cunnilingus while on holiday with my boyfriend
• How to pick up women
• How to tell if a girl's interested in you
• How to get the electorate to vote against their interests
• How to Pull Girls
• How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• How to meet the most girls
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• How to get a girl's attention
• to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
• How to pick up hot red-headed chicks
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
• A certain type of girl
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• How To Meet Girls
• How much for the little girl?
• How to not get the girl
• Being a Jerk to Pick Up Girls
• How to get a girl's attention, Part 2
• How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• How to pick up men
• Lucky Girl: How I Became a Horror Writer: A Krampus Story
• hammer down is how the hard girls kiss
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
• And oh, how we long for their shaky, malnourished caresses
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• How to use your geek skills to get the girl
• how to make door lock picks
• How to pick up Sheilas
• How the Dukes of Chandos acquired their wives
• Everyone picks their poison. I've got mine.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• How to convert musical notes to their Hz equivalent
• How to beat someone at "pick a number"
• How a little girl learns to ride a bike
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• Tips for geeks trying to pick up girls
• Kill Your Boyfriend
• Existentialists make bad boyfriends
• Having A Boyfriend Is Bad For Friendships.
• The Boyfriend's Death
• The $20,000 Boyfriend
• When your far-away boyfriend visits, consider your roommate
• Transgender boyfriend
• Stealing the worship of the muse's boyfriends
• Bend Over Boyfriend
• The gyaru boyfriend scale
• Wearing my boyfriend's shirt
• The Revolution is my boyfriend!
• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• 2nd letter to my boyfriend's wife
• letter to my boyfriend's wife, part 2
• certain
• a certain age
• To a Certain Cantatrice
• A certain point of view
• The desire to fling oneself to certain doom
• Is the fact of your certain death enough to prevent you from enjoying life?
• certain values
• As certain as color
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• There's a certain Slant of light
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Come, Sleep! O Sleep, the certain knot of peace
• Melody of Certain Damaged Lemons
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• My skin is dark. Hers is the color of certain lilies.
• You think of Everything while saving your little brother from certain doom
• Criminal Code of Canada - Part XI Wilful and Forbidden Acts in Respect of Certain Property
• Certain modest deprecations against my malevolent Detractour
• To a Certain Civilian
• On Certain Species of Writing
• A certain gaze
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• Let's just say it takes a certain amount of consumer zeal.
• The passions of a love affair between a chemist and a certain prostitute named Pamela Diaz are shared by millions of unwitting 'patients' every day
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• Prayer as regards a certain kind of statistic
• Postmortem fisting of a deer entitles one to certain things.
• never certain, always moving
• In a certain faraway land
• A certain zoo employee
• If you're looking for a certain answer then you're defeating the purpose of asking the question
• making certain he was touching her
• La Blue Girl
• Spice Girls
• Everything But the Girl
• All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku-Nuku
• Battle Girl
• Girl Power
• Indigo Girls
• The Patchwork Girl
• Girls' keychains
• girl geek
• The Patchwork Girl of Oz
• The most wonderful girl in the world
• Tank Girl
• Powerpuff Girls
• girl group
• Little girls
• Page 3 girl
• Irish girls
• Catholic girl theory
• The hyacinth girl
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• Mudflap Girl
• girl
• Some Girls Wander by Mistake
• Power Girl
• Power Girl of Atlantis
• Knife Girl
• Guerrilla Girls
• Boy meets girl
• the Men Behind the Curtain are to a large extent at the mercy of their own illusions
• the beautiful girl herself writes poems in code (document)
• What are little girls made of?
• That girl I met in the elevator
• The girl you fell in love with
• Jessie's Girl
• Girl, Interrupted
• Art School Girl
• Art School Girls of Doom
• Action Girl Comics
• teenage girls
• The Weather Girls
• girl scout
• Video Girl Ai
• Get In Shape Girl
• dabo girl
• American girls are all so easy
• What A Girl Wants
• That Girl
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
• Girl Scout Cookies
• Dream Girl
• Cinnamon Girl
• Girl, Twenty
• hundred-million girl (user)
• West End Girls
• Smart girls are sexy
• Some girl in the woods
• Call girl
• Girl gamers

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