Findings:
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- When she was bad
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- when she saw the funny side, we introduced my child bride to whisky and gin
- And When She Sings
- His face when she fell
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- It must be morning when she dreams.
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- she is the sort of woman who, when put to the magnifying glass, refused to burn
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- And when she came back she was nobody's wife
- When she is talking to him
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
- She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
- She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
- And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
- Venus, when she is the evening star
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- When she sleeps, is she not moving her legs aside for an unknown garrison?
- When she died
- every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
- Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
- if you fear spells, look away when she decides to share her hair with the wind.
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- She arose and said matter-of-factly
- He says she says
- Thumbing down a ride when you could take the bus
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
- he (or she)
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- When Bobby Comes Down
- He and she are one
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
- Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
- When the walls go down
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- He Said, She Said
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
- She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
- "Describe life in two words" she said. "Survival test" he replied.
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- What to do when your car breaks down
- She is the sea. Above her, he is thunder.
- She said she loved me. The knife came down.
- When water chokes you
- Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
- When fog comes down the mountain
- Like When a Pill Goes Down Wrong
- He and She
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- He is so heavy when he whispers
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- She makes the sign of the teaspoon, he makes the sign of the wave
- she, he, and me
- Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- he/she
- When the pencil breaks, the network goes down
- When he became an old man
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
- When he grins it is a thousand-word story
- She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
- Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- We needs must love the highest when we see it, not Lancelot, nor another.
- When a man lies he murders some part of the world
- I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
- I knew she wasn't faking
- She said yes
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- Robert Lionel Fanthorpe fills up the word count in a science fiction novel: she brushed her teeth
- What She Said
- she being Brand
- what she kisses twice
- English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Dialogues, Part III
- If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
- All That She Wants
- For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
- She just sat there
- She Came In Through The Bathroom Window
- So happy she drools
- English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Dialogues, Part I
- She thought about giving him her heart
- And then, she expressed frustration with life in general
- The picture she drew in my notebook
- How clear she shines
- she turns and smiles, then walks away
- She Loves You
- She found her bliss between the headphones, and pursed her lips.
- She said she loved me
- She wears her failed relationships like a shield
- She flies with her own wings
- She just looks at me
- So she wet the bed
- This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
- English As She Is Spoke: Idiotisms and Proverbs
- She sells sea shells
- English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Phrases
- She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
- God is a she
- She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
- (s)he
- English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Letters
- She was locked in time
- Is she really going out with him?
- I haven't seen her in a month. She is still beautiful.
- She Is Suffering
- Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
- A chorus of phones each time she calls
- She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
- She said, while hugging a bowl of turnips close to her bosom
- English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Dialogues, Part II
- Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
- She has trouble acting normal
- Jennifer, is she your friend?
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- The vacuum she left
- She told me I'd make a good Satan
- Who am I to critique that which she is?
- How she saw the moon
- She was steady
- She bruised her knee. This is how we met.
- She Smells of Lilacs
- That one makes me scream, she said
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- She Loves Me
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- English As She Is Spoke: Useful Words, Part II
- When the Bough Breaks
- She Who Is
- She approached me with some vague line
- Since she whom I lov'd hath paid her last debt
- She is why God is God.
- she left a little Java-shaped hole in my heart
- She pulled the "I love you" on me
- She Hangs Brightly
- She misses me
- She breaks hearts almost as often as she breaks the speed of sound
- English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Anecdotes
- English As She Is Spoke: Useful Words, Part I
- So then she said
- English As She Is Spoke
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
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