Findings:
- They had been expecting me
- They had built the Unrecordable Sculpture again last night
- They had left, but her mascara kept running
- What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
- And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- What if Heraclides had never been born?
- They Had No Poet
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
- Life had been an opportunity lost
- To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
- And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
- As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
- though they could speak and had beautiful voices
- How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
- Empty at last she had room to unfurl
- I had been hungry all the years
- The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- had Orpheus been a gentleman
- What is Heraclides had never been born?
- and then, one morning, I realised I had been an adult for a while
- I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender.
- I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
- I had a dream last night
- The last fifteen minutes
- Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
- If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- The Fun They Had
- I was once young and had a home
- The seizure I had last night
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- I had to bury the cat somewhere....
- They all lived happily ever after
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- I was a young boy that had big plans
- What kind of year have YOU had?
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- Belshazzar Had a Letter
- Why Kurt had to go out the window
- Fifteen minute diva
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- Canon CAT
- the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
- Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
- Miss Lucy Had a Baby
- The Girl Who Had Everything
- We had silent conversations
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- Eyes that had a way of making time stop
- I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
- I had not thought death had undone so many
- The last dozen years of populism have been a miserable failure
- Jobs I've Had
- If I Had $1000000
- If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
- i had a dream about the future
- I had my balls shaved
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- I had cool friends in high school
- What the Wizard had to say.
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
- We have had enough of your beige
- Sending home Japanese Canadians after WWII
- But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
- Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
- Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
- The first five minutes after I wake up
- I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
- The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
- The Spirit had other plans
- Houston, we've had a problem
- I had a wheelbarrow, the wheel fell off
- a man who had fallen among thieves
- I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
- Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- Fifteen minutes 'til Kyrie
- The least popular movies of the last fifteen years
- He's been places they have not.
- Of course we had it tough
- At Last - Scene Fifteen
- Noodle Soup
- you had to be there
- The best teacher I ever had
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- Neatest trip I've had
- Had Gadya
- This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- If you had to become deaf or blind...
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
- How I had a Vision of Lineland
- I had pleasant times as well
- I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- Al Capone had soup kitchens
- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
- I once had a cavity
- If I Had Known
- The Boy Who Had Everything
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- I Had No Right
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- a leg had bared itself
- I wish I had something worth hiding
- The South had the right to secede from the Union
- You had better...!!!
- if you had it as an option, would you take it?
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- I Had No Time to Hate, Because
- The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
- You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- America if I only had the money. Here are your new commercials:
- Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
- If I Had the World to Give
- boss i wish you had told me
- If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
- Miss Polly had a dolly
- I have had enough of Survivor
- These are the memories I never had
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- A preview of a movie you had already seen
- When you had left our pirate fold
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
- I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
- I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
- The Fifteen Minute Fugue
- Just Fifteen More Minutes, Honest... (e2poll)
- In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
- had
- If I had a nickel...
- We had to destroy _____ in order to save it
- I had an Everything dream an hour ago
- Fifteen Minutes In The Philippines
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
- Oh My! I had an Everything Dream!
- If I only had a brain
- Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
- Mary Had a Little Lamb
- If I Had My Life To Live Over
- if I had my druthers
- Miss Lucy had a Steamboat
- I Wish I Had Duck Feet
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- A conversation I had with myself once
- Questions I have had today
- I Had a Little Nut Tree
- Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
- If your life had an accompanying musical score
- had a few
- The death of a man I had never known
- Romeo and Juliet had it easy
- Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
- The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
- What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
- The nuns had it coming
- If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
- I had a really good time tonight
- I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
- If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
- I just had this thought of summer past
- Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
- I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
- If I had the nerve, I would ask you
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- I wish I had my own orchestra
- I Had Always Known
- Things I had not seen before coming to America
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