Findings:
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
- The fact of a man being a poisoner is nothing against the quality of his prose.
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- Being a romantic does not mean you are good at romance
- Man Stroke Woman
- Are the gospels written by the people they're attributed to?
- Man Smart, Woman Smarter
- Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
- A chained man need only shut his eyes to make the world explode.
- Bean Woman and Corn Man
- Determine your sexual preference by smell
- Stand by Your Man
- On Being a Woman
- Death by Woman (user)
- Why does Pierre-Joseph Proudhon drink only herbal tea?
- How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 4
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
- Memoir: C'mon, Man, It's Only a Safety Pin!
- Why is rape wrong only when a man commits it?
- It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
- The Man who Loved Only Numbers
- Is this true or only clever?
- No drugs or money kept in box. Blood and urine specimens only.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
- I am the only being whose doom...
- You can win any argument on the internet by being stupid enough
- We ate sidewalk chalk until dawn, stopping only to cheer on passers by
- Old man who lived by the crick
- Is this a cocoon or a tomb? Each comes with the risk of secretly being the other.
- We are only guilty of living. It's unavoidable being art.
- Fucked by the woman of your dreams
- Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
- Does toilet paper go bad?
- i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
- A World Lit Only By Fire
- The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
- The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
- There was a man and a woman
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
- When a Man Loves a Woman
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
- The Only Sane Man I Know
- This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
- A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
- What is worse, a white man punching a black man, or a white man calling a black man a nigger?
- Neanderthal race, or man
- malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
- Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
- Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- You cannot win an argument just by being right
- Eating only rice to get by
- Whether by word or deed or thought
- the only true religion is the one that lives in the heart of every human being
- There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- what does being a sociological researcher entail?
- being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
- Only by spreading rights to others do we ensure those rights for ourselves.
- Being rejected by someone you really respect
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- how to determine whether a number is divisible by n
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
- Why does Man kill?
- A poem for a man who does not read poetry.
- Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
- Female masturbation
- chapters marked by love notes from another man's wife
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
- Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
- Fact or Fiction
- Man... or Astro-man?
- The Advantages of Being a Woman Artist
- it is undetermined whether this is a memetic effect or an actual fact
- Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction
- A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
- vanity and the man woman thing
- Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex
- Eat Drink Man Woman
- The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- Ten commandments of man, given to woman
- A man needs a woman like a bicycle needs a fish
- Man's love is of man's life a part; it is a woman's whole existence.
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- Give it back or I bite the little blue man
- Is Death of a Salesman a tragedy and Willy Loman a tragic hero, or is his death merely the pathetic demise of a small man
- Accidental death odds
- one man's summer is another woman's winter
- Using the postal service to fight The Man and sell drugs is only good in theory
- Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
- Military exemptions for only or sole surviving sons
- either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
- Woman Driving, Man Sleeping
- Either everyone deserves or no one does
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- A virtuous woman was a manly woman, in the womanly fashion of being manly
- Being betrayed by one's own body
- It's Lonely Being Only
- Physical beings having a spiritual experience
- On being a man
- Some advice on being a man, courtesy Grandpa (idea) mp3 (recording)
- imagine being free of words and only seeing a page full of symbols
- Does being nocturnal cause brain damage?
- On being the Older Woman
- Some advice on being a man, courtesy Grandpa
- The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
- Being a man
- your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
- rage with an intensity rivaled only by the leaf that suddenly floats to the ground
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
- Being with an older woman
- Man Getting Hit by Football
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- I got hit by the pizza man
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 7
- A man is known by the company he keeps.
- Being the Younger Man
- Swimming pool injury
- Eduardo Kac's GFP Bunny, a work of transgenic art, or, It's not easy being green
- Getting hit by a woman
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- Spiritual beings having a physical experience
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- Incarnation, a poem (or something) by polyseeme
- The lost man by the wayside
- One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
- By hook or by crook
- YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
- The Wild Colonials
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 0
- What does a woman want
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- Not only does smoking kill you, it also prevents Alzheimer's disease
- on being hit by lightning
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
- male masturbation
- panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
- Does the similarity of pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
- Does God live only in beautiful places?
- I am a woman who does not like assholes
- Why does Karl Marx drink only herbal tea?
- As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 3
- on being the only one in a restaurant
- Pain does not matter to a man.
- What happens to my soul if I go mad? Does it stay trapped inside or is it floating free?
- Being licked to death by kittens
- Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
- Werms: Metaphor or Fiction? Fact or Fancy? Secret Code or Ancient Bluff?
- So does this count as a three-way or...
- or i guess it does
- The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
- The fact that your band is "politically aware" does not cause it to cease sucking
- Sunday afternoons do to man what winter does to bears.
- Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
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