Findings:
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
- You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
- Here Be the Giants Chapter 1
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- When you know things are just not meant to be
- Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
- There will be nobody there to shed a tear
- The Gods Must Be Crazy
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- It must be morning when she dreams.
- Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
- Here be Cows
- Here Be Monsters
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
- What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
- now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
- What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
- "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
- Here Be The Giants Chapter 2
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
- And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
- Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
- You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
- They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
- It will be good when I am leader
- You'll Be Back
- I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
- some day we will all be gone
- Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- I want to be a pirate when I grow up
- I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
- Here Be Dragons
- I am blind when I want to be
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- There are times when they seem to be right
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- I cannot be touched by any of this madness
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- When did you choose to be left-handed?
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
- God must be deaf
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- When shall I be free?
- gods we may be
- she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
- Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- I want to be abducted by aliens
- God must be living in the sea.
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
- Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
- Your god might be evil....
- Here Be the Giants Chapter 3
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
- You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
- i'll still be here tomorrow
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- Virus Be Gone
- Will You Be Here Tomorrow?
- i thank you for the love and in a moment i'll be gone
- can i be buried here among the dead?
- Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- Pray ferverently to what gods there be
- What I want to be when I grow up
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- It must be hard for God to get a date
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
- It Will Always Be Here For You
- To God Be the Glory
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- If God was willing to let it be
- If you lived here, you'd be home now
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- Be My God
- What it's like to be raided by the FBI
- Be Here Now
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- marry me and you'll be safe
- The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- You Shall Be as Gods
- Before long the Goddess Tiamat through hip-hop you'll be facing
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- Birds are not to be allowed to die here
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- When night falls, I will be waiting for you
- you are likely to be eaten by a grue
- If God had a cunt you'd be God
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- I'll be you and you'll be me
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
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