Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "You told your mama I'd get you home, but you didn't tell her I had no car."

• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• We had no bait but our tongues
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• Why didn't you just get a dog?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• There is no god but God
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Not her voice, but the way her voice changes,
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
• If only I could get into her head
• No one gets out of this life alive
• She gets caught in the little world beneath her sheets
• Get home from work
• The car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I acted unprofessionally at work today in order to get home early to node!
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• I Told Ya I Love Ya, Now Get Out
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• While I watched the leaves get caught in her hair.
• Wait Till Your Father Gets Home
• Nuclear Cats Get New Home
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• echoes of her glisten in your eyes; i also tear but without linger
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• In the city, silence is no longer silence but the memory of a noise
• I love you, but I dare not tell you.
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• i can't tell car accidents from car on-purposes
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• She crashed her car trying to avoid a butterfly
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• I told you I love you, now get out
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• No, but I'll have a beer
• There is almost no need for the word 'get'
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• No One Gets Left Behind
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• Tanks But No Tanks
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Close, but no cigar
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• no ideas but in things
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Being a dickhead
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• The lights are on, but nobody's home.
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• There is no dream but this.
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• A rolling stone gathers no moss, but leaves a trail of busted stuff
• but her emails
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• But we're leaving St. Francis in the trunk of the car
• there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
• No model is true, but some models are useful
• Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to avoid a car accident
• There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• No My Car Day
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• How to get hit by a car
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• How to tell if it is the car parked next to you that dented and scratched your vehicle
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• I ran over an old woman with her own car
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow

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