Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "You know, I'd consider this a actual criticism if I didn't have the same issue in the real world."

• Art has an actual purpose
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• we didn't know then that we were making memories
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky
• Actual excuse notes teachers have received
• Alice and the Real World
• I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
• Drink your tea slowly and reverently, as if it is the axis on which the world earth revolves---slowly, evenly, without rushing toward the future. Live the actual moment. Only this moment is life.
• I Have Never Known a World
• know yourself; know the world
• You know, we sold actual death for twenty five years.
• What the world wants to know about newts
• the world is messy. good people have flaws.
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• She didn't know what outside was anymore.
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• You don't have any real problems
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• I knew I'd know you someday
• I'd like to buy the world a Coke
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I know when the world will end
• Real World (user)
• Real World Road Rules Challenge
• The difference between the rich and the poor: the answer, but not the solution, to possibly the biggest world issue.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Christian Scientists aren't real scientists the same way Dr. Mario isn't a real doctor
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• The Real World
• They didn't have the heart
• I know I have been dreaming
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• Madmen have a world all their own
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Long Haired Preachers
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• You have the world’s consent to be beautiful
• If I was beautiful, I'd know it
• Make of that what you will. I know I have.
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Let's talk about the end of the world as we know it
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
• If the real world were like the internet
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• of what Anatoly Dyatlov knew, and what he didn't know
• Leaving The Real World
• Children are the same all around the world
• Welcome to the Real World of Virginia
• i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• I didn't know what to say
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• What Darwin Didn't Know
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• I Didn't Know
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• We have a fictitious world; that is the first step:
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• The Geeks have Inherited the World.
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• what real progress have we made?
• I didn't always have this cool job
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• You have the whole world in your hands
• Real ID
• I'd dance forever if they'd let me, you know
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• It's the End of the World as We Know It
• Didn't you know?
• i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• Asking questions I already know the answers to (and the consequences of same)
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• How do you know it's real?
• What do we know of the outside world?
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• Real World
• The president's not the real president anyway, you know that!
• Everything on the Real World like lab rats on Pez
• Real World Records
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• Ethics in the Real World
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• To live in a real world
• I didn't want to know that
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
• The impossibility of costumed superhero vigilantism in the real world
• War in Iraq, pacifism, and the real world
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Foley is Good: And the Real World is Faker Than Wrestling
• actual operating system locales
• Actual Sounds and Voices
• Actual Parameter
• it is undetermined whether this is a memetic effect or an actual fact
• Actual Conversation Between Two Grown People
• Congress considers 7-day waiting period on freeze-dried assault monkeys
• Antonin Scalia considers the meaning of golf
• When I Consider How My Light Is Spent
• portable mp3 player
• Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
• Things to consider when naming your child
• Things to consider when preparing an acceptance speech
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• Where do you consider Home?
• Things to consider when buying glasses
• Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
• consider (user)
• i want to help. i want to be a part of something that will change the world.
• New Criticism
• Gender criticism
• form criticism
• Biblical criticism
• Higher criticism
• Practical Criticism
• A Psychosocial Criticism of Frankenstein
• Sketches Toward a Theory of Criticism
• transcript sections of classroom discussion on literary criticism
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• I didn't change anything!
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• didn't
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Why didn't you listen to me?
• Oh boner, you didn't whiz on Old Glory, did you?
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• Which part of I don't understand didn't you understand?

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