Findings:
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
- A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
- Don't ask don't tell
- I will ask them all their dreams
- What, we don't shoot them now?
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- What they don't know can't hurt them
- real hackers don't use variable types
- I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
- Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- You don't have any real problems
- Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
- they still come to me even though i don't come to them
- don't let them scare you
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- misandry don't real
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
- Don't ask
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
- Ask Jeeves
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- A Philosopher Asks Buddha
- What should I ask Microsoft?
- If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
- Ask out the girl of your dreams
- And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
- questions to ask of friends and lovers
- All I Ask of You
- Ask Me Why
- I have asked my library to ban a book
- I asked the mountain
- A Philosopher Asks a Zen Master
- Reference librarian
- Feel, and slowly ask for sun
- Ask moJoe : Advice for the Criminally Confused
- Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
- Ask moJoe : Dear Concerned
- Ask me about Loom
- when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
- Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
- Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
- Ask moJoe : Dear Yakks the Plumer
- Ask moJoe : Dear Curious in Canada
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- Questions I'd like to ask my father
- If I had the nerve, I would ask you
- you asked for it
- They asked me to write a letter
- Ask moJoe : Dear Conquerer in California
- Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- ask (user)
- We never asked to be babysitters
- Go Ask Alice
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- Ask and Embla
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Using the chatterbox to ask for definitions
- If You Have to Ask
- Ask Me More Eeyore
- Before you ask a question
- On the cost of First Class postage
- Being asked to sponsor
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- Ask Google
- The Heart Asks Pleasure First
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- He asks, anxious to hear the story
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- Ask price
- bid/ask spread
- 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
- an ache you would ask for
- Somebody once asked me...
- If you have to ask, you can't afford it
- If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
- You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
- Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
- Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- Ask her if she's got an answer
- How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
- I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- Ask a stupid question
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- You have the right to ask
- Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- Ask Dr. Math
- askk (user)
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- I do not ask for her secret.
- Ask Nudgie
- Why ask "why?" Why not "why not?"
- Consistency is all I ask
- One who doesn't ask, eats wax
- Not verifying information
- Ask me about Grim Fandango
- Ask the Pilot
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- When I asked Anna to marry me
- Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- The first time I asked a girl to dance
- The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
- You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- The question nobody asks
- She asked me to stop dreaming of death
- She asked me to read her a poem
- having asked the spiders and the snakes
- You Ask, Montag Answers: Part One
- You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Two
- You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Three
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- Ask Me Anything
- Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
- You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Four
- I've never asked a heart for rent money
- I asked her not to forget me
- Ask moJoe : Dear Credulous in Cambridge
- She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
- One Man Asked In Anger
- That moment before she asked
- Ask a Human: Greg Answers #1
- Ask a Human: Greg Answers #5
- He asked for more flesh
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- Ask a Human: Greg Answers #11: Special Earth Edition
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- ask me that again and look into my eyes
- You asked me to leave. So I did.
- Reality creeps through the cracks of broken places and broken thoughts and asks us: What Will You Do?
- the universe asked a question, and you are the answer
- ask questions instead of delivering judgements
- breathe and ask questions
- Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
- you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
- Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
- I never asked to be born you know
- A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
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