Findings:
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Who Would Jesus Bomb?
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- You don't have any real problems
- Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
- Cats don't have brakes
- I don't have a television set
- Know your pets
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- The tattoo phenomenon
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- Christmas in Hell
- If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- I don't know what Christmas means anymore
- YA protagonist, or: Where the hell is any responsible adult
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- Did Adam and Eve Have Navels?
- Does war have any redeeming features?
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- People who don't read
- A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
- Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
- On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
- Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Baptist jokes
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- Capitalize, please
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- You Don't Know Jack
- I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- Questions for those who don't like capitalism
- You Don't Know Jack 5th Dementia
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- Why don't I have votes today?
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- A reason to drink
- Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- I don't have the time
- I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- I know who goes to that group, and that's why I don't go
- don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- Have you found Jesus?
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
- you don't have to do this
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- Christmas Eve / Sarajevo 12-24
- So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
- Christmas Eve on Sesame Street
- Christmas Eve, 1996
- Christmas Eve Procession of the Virgin at Taos Pueblo
- The Girl Who Talked Like Edward G. Robinson-A Christmas Tale
- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
- Christmas Eve
- One Christmas Eve at Evergreen Mall
- Baptist fear of dancing
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
- i don't like christmas
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
- Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- Who Is Stealing the 12 Days of Christmas?
- I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
- Don't take any guff from those swine
- Stoned music memories
- I have a punklin and you don't
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- Actors who don't speak the language of the movie they're in
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
- because I have given up any care
- So you don't have to
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- You don't have to remember my name
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
- people who don't exist
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- You don't need to pay us to respect the Deus
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
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