Findings:
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- so save me (user)
- spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- You were always so good to me
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
- Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
- I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
- She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- So help me God
- I'll become what you became to me
- It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
- Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
- Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
- Yes me, right now
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- I'll show you yours if you show me mine
- You asked me to leave. So I did.
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- With your feet in two separate boats, I'll push you away so you won't fall in
- Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
- Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- So, what's the problem with me?
- You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- Me So Horny
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
- I'll be you and you'll be me
- Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
- Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
- feline allergies
- Don't stand so close to me
- Discover me so by faint indirections
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- me so cute (user)
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- So much it scares me
- So Sue Me
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- The existence of my reality is so oppressive on me
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- i require so little to sustain me
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
- I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
- You can only play the cards you've been dealt
- Lincensed to Ill
- I'll call you
- house of ill repute
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- The Goods and the Ills
- well, I'll be jiggered
- Then I'll see you in hell!
- Scene from the movie I'll never write
- I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
- I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
- I'll Never Remember the Day
- I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
- I'll never be the other woman
- I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
- I'll take honest brutality over the sweetest lies anyday!
- I'll Be a Sunbeam
- I'll throw the first rock
- I'll take the red pill
- I'll explain it when you're older
- I'll take my half whole
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- I Love You ... I'll Kill You
- I'll be your fantasy
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- Cryptic, but I'll take it
- I'll get you next time, Gadget!
- I'll be a monkey's uncle
- I'll Play the Blues for You
- I'll be
- Ill Nino
- a smiling girl with blonde eyelashes and a sundress. someday i'll find her
- Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
- Belle of Belfast (I'll Tell My Ma)
- I'll mark your obstinate face with my fingernails!
- I'll move mountains with my lack of faith
- Still I'll make this water home
- The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
- I'll be your Huckleberry!
- Bird of Ill Omen
- I'll take the...blue...No! Red! The Red Pill! (A short Notice New York Movie Binge and Noder Meet)
- I'll get there when I get there
- As long as there's no price on love, I'll stay
- Mr. Ill (user)
- I'll Never Smoke Weed with Willie Again
- ill (user)
- At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul
- I'll never forget you, you shiny flying people
- I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
- I'll take you home
- You think I'll cry? I won't cry! My heart will break before I'll cry.
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
- I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
- 'Oh, Whistle, and I'll Come to You, My Lad'
- I'll trade you three nodeshells for some inspiration
- Drunken Riemann shoved Gauss over fish and chips and said, Motherfucker, you solve that theorem, and I'll cut you with this blade!
- Honey, I'll see you in hell!
- Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
- Well, I'll tread with caution leaving only monarch footsteps in my wake.
- I'll Paint You a Sky
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- I'll be in my bunk.
- I'll get us a hotel room for the night
- There Goes the Neighborhood! 4: My thunderstick for your beaver
- Herrin ill
- If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
- Do you believe, dear reader, that there exists a slender gossamer thread binding you and and I together in our shared humanity? Say 'yes', and we will face the onslaught of the unreal together.
- I'll punch you as hard as you can cry.
- for one who does no evil, there is no ill
- I'll be your mirror
- Home I'll never be
- I'll let you in on a secret
- I'll jump over the wall and I'll wait for you there
- Things I'll Never Tell You
- i'll still be here tomorrow
- I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
- inside my heart where the weeds take root now I'll set you free
- whatever, I'll upvote it
- The Funniest One-Sided Conversation I'll Ever Hear
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