Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "When will grades actually and definitively not matter to me? Oh, right, when my income doesn't depend on them, check!"

• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• will you take me with you when you go?
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• When your presents give me hives
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• It will be good when I am leader
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• How to add a folder in your Send To option when right clicking in Win98
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
• When the fall is all that's left it matters a great deal
• When will the internet eradicate paper?
• Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• When will I see you again?
• I know when the world will end
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• When serpents bargain for the right to squirm
• When is right?
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• the daisies that died when you picked them
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter?
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• when strangers tell me to smile
• who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• when we drill a hole in the sky, what will run out?
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• when you go, i will go
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• when you're ready to touch me again
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• man when you are telling me how it was
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• this hunger in me, it never ends. I feed it every night when I dream
• When you met me, when I met you
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Alternatives to "Oh Shit!" when visiting the Great Aunts
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• the chances of looking at a broken clock at just the time when it is right
• when the wind is blowing just right
• Things you told me when we were in love
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• why do we fall in love so easy, even when it's not right?
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Nothing Matters When We're Dancing
• When Pride Still Mattered
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• When you want me and how you want me
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Women want me when I'm taken
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
• when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• when you are a seagull I will not be the ocean
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• When your eyes fade will your smile follow?
• When You Reach Me
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Jesus loves me, right?
• Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• You will not remember me at all
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Me and Will
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• My New York will die with me
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• ender will save me (user)
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• nobody will let me start a country
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• You can see right through me
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• Right. Me and Herman Melville
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore

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