Findings:
- What To Expect When You're Expecting
- You're never around when I need you
- You're pretty when you're quiet
- Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- When You're Evil
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- I'll explain it when you're older
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
- You know you're in the SCA when
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- Time flies when you're having fun
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- You're pretty when you cry
- Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
- What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- Sing when you're winning
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
- Swing when you're winning
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
- You know you're a geek when...
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- Time stands still when you're in the tube
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- when you're ready to touch me again
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- You know you're blacked out when...
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- Only when you're older
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
- When you're home alone
- Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- When you're dead, you're dead
- When you're loving me, I love you most
- When you're alone
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- You are not expected to understand this
- Just don't expect me to understand
- Maybe grief expects poor nutrition.
- Expect nothing and you shall have everything
- Why are men always expected to make the first move?
- My Heart is lost, What Can I Now Expect
- I expect to be Mr. Toast and Soup tomorrow.
- A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
- What can we expect from the aliens?
- England expects that every man will do his duty
- expected family contribution
- expected value
- Infinite expected value
- The animals behind the glass are thrilling, as we expected
- The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- What to expect during a professional massage therapy session
- I could not expect a single surprise
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- what I want and what is expected of me
- Not What You Expected
- I don't expect
- What's expected of us
- it went exactly as she expected
- expected to explode as a supernova in the astronomically near future
- I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
- What did you expect?
- When the shit hits the fan
- I love it when a plan comes together
- when
- When You Come
- speak only when spoken to
- Crying when you go to the bathroom
- When lovely woman stoops to folly
- When I said yes
- I look better when I am wet
- I walk around when I'm high
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- When I Die
- I just don't know when to quit.
- suddenly you're all i see
- Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
- When The Pawn...
- When's your birthday?
- A poem I wrote when I was 5
- When The Tigers Broke Free
- You know you are addicted to Everything when
- When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself
- What happens when we die?
- Strangers when we meet
- When I was your age
- When The Levee Breaks
- When I have female children
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- Things to remember when buying new underwear
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- When in doubt, get horizontal
- When pigs fly
- The truth and who I am when I look at it
- i like my body when it is with your
- When serpents bargain for the right to squirm
- When you grow up, your heart dies
- When We Were Kings
- The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- When am I an adult?
- Where do butterflies go when it rains?
- When I Heard at the Close of Day
- When you wake up feeling old
- When I Peruse the Conquer'd Fame
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- Silly things we believe when we're kids
- What I left when I left you
- We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
- The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
- When I Touch You
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
- What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
- When Trumpets Fade
- When life gives you lemons
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- When boomboxes came with little internal mics
- When you work at a supermarket
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
- When You Are Old
- Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
- When it all comes together
- When to Shake
- When Raves Attack!
- When cats rub you
- When It's Iris Time In Tennessee
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- When your mind races, who wins?
- Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
- When your presents give me hives
- You know you've done psychedelic drugs
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- That great feeling when the dice go your way
- The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
- When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
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