Findings:

• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• We're doing very well, doctor. Please open the door?
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• He speaks so well!
• It wouldn't sell so well if no one bought it
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Knowing doesn't mean so much
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• my novembers are so well documented
• I was doing so well.
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• Walking down a very desolate road with only one person on your mind
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• I'm not very cool
• You use chopsticks very well
• Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• That sweet voice is the means of your coup, and I'm on the retreat
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• well im sure (user)
• I'm so sorry
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• I'm not a monster, Tom. Well, technically I am. I guess I am.
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• So sweet with a mean streak
• Well, when the president does it that means that it is not illegal.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Why do we treat them so well?
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• i'm feeling very small and very large all at once
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• i've worked very hard to become so
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• For a moment you were very, very beautiful. And you were very well aware of it,
• Solving a maze
• Yeah? Well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• I slept so well, even my dreams were simple.
• The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• It is difficult to enjoy well so much several languages
• I'm so tough
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• Im Elvis (user)
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• imm
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm sorry
• Humanity, Fuck Yeah!
• Im-
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm tired
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm not drinking any more
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm bored
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• My cats think I'm a God
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm gay
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm with stupid
• I'm Going Home
• I'm Proud of You
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm tired of calling 911
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• I'm scared
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• I'm OK, You're OK
• I'm The Man
• I know more when I'm alone
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!

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