Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "We will only be doing plays by famous dead guys or those which are spoon-fed us from New York"

• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• only then will we be safe from each other
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• Only by spreading rights to others do we ensure those rights for ourselves.
• If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• Our children will judge us by our memes
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• Will God forgive us for what we're doing?
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• your struggle must be a terrible fire, which only grows as you pass it to others
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Great tricks to play on the new kid on the job
• Save us from the horror of dull dead trees: a marathon E2 Quest
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• all the cute guys will be there
• Even the dead will not be safe
• Let Us Be Merry Before We Go
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Be there or be square
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• The Revolution will be televised
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• The revolution will not be televised
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• The next life will be better
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• To be or not to be
• On the comet there will be much pie
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• I will be in my trailer!
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• The Way It's Meant To Be Played
• There will never be another you
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Or at least it used to be
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• I must die or be better
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• I fear I will be nothing
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• I will always be weird inside
• There can be only one
• Will I be given that chance?
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Who Will Be There
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Be a model or just look like one
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• The end will be a sellout
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• The revolution will not be webcast
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Marks which will never be broken
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next

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