Findings:
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- The "WE'RE GOING DOWN THE PUB!" Anglo-Swiss Post-nuptial London Meetup
- I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
- So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- We were so young and dazzled
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Don't stand so close to me
- I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
- She was so quiet that nobody heard her
- We're going to have to take Heidi home
- Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- don't lose sight of the ground. hold onto the rocks.
- cover your eyes so you don't know the secret
- Don't tell me about her
- I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
- She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
- She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
- We're acting happy to stop ourselves from going insane.
- the linear and the docile go feral at her command. we're on the run from rogue rivers and predatory trains.
- Windows were never meant to flicker so much
- Now that we're being so open and honest
- The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
- I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
- don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- So you don't have to
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
- this is it, we're going to die
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- What makes her so cute?
- I don't think of her
- Her eyes were beautiful in the moonlight
- Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
- We're going the right way. The forest goes deeper.
- We're Going On A Bear Hunt
- So I let her go
- she's so virginal in her bodily extortion
- her eyes were brimming with souls
- Here her lesser words were freed to tumble
- The reason we were so excited about Y2K
- And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
- He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
- One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
- If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
- I don't want to fall so easily
- I slept so well, even my dreams were simple.
- We're not so different, you and I
- They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
- Don't tell her she's beautiful
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- Why you don't want to piss her off
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- I don't owe you sympathy. You owed it to her.
- We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
- Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
- A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- Let's pretend we don't exist. Let's pretend we're in Antarctica!
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- I've praised the Lord so loudly, don't I deserve a little sin?
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
- Her heart is in little tiny pieces that are going to blow away.
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- We're Going On A Bug Hunt
- When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
- So bashful when I spied her
- Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
- If there's hell below we're all going to go
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- Her black eyes were surely the source of my angst
- So her hat does not blow away
- When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
- Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
- You were never going to become more than this to me
- His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
- She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
- you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
- All of her seconds were unencumbered
- If the IRA are "terrorists," so were the French Resistance against the Nazis
- The reason why it's so hard to stay true to yourself is because it's so easy to lose yourself.
- you were so cute
- You were always so good to me
- Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
- you were angels, so much more than everything.
- Only her big toes were painted
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- I don't want to see her
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
- they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
- And forty days were fulfilled for him; for so are fulfilled the days of those which are embalmed
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- the pull is so strong, we think we're moving forward
- we think we're so great. this is all just more history
- So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- So There We Were
- I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
- don't care
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- We were Rome once
- Don't
- I don't know
- Don't touch that dial
- Don't Look Back
- I Don't Like Mondays
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Americans don't speak English
- We don't need no education
- Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
- Charlie Don't Surf
- Friends don't let friends drive drunk
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Don't give up
- Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Show, don't tell
- Why don't you drink?
- Don't blame Columbine on computer games
- Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
- Don't beat around the bush
- Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
- Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
- I don't see like you
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- Don't Drink the Water
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Why don't men shave?
- don't comment on my looks
- (Don't display in "New Writeups")
- Don't judge a book by its cover
- I Don't Like Monkeys
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Don't call me white
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- Don't do that then!
- Don't drink through straws on a date
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- People who don't capitalize their I's
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