Findings:
- Rest Now, Little Wolf (A Vigil for Aria, or, How the Lamb Stood in an Empty Room Filled With Empty Friends)
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- how many warnings have been mistaken for aspirations
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- how many years, please, until I am better?
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- How many living things are there on earth?
- how to be a friend
- it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
- You are as free now as you ever have been or ever will be
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- How many snowflakes fall in a snowstorm?
- The lust of years has been fulfilled
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
- "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
- How many bits are in the human genome?
- How many infinities are there?
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
- for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- Dating your best friend
- Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- How to say "beer" in several languages
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- How many glow worms were KIA?
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- How many keys on a piano?
- A True & Faithful Relation of What Passed for Many Years Between Dr. John Dee and Some Spirits
- what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
- Years from now I can tell the story of it
- So now that I've been cursed to die...
- As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- How to check if someone has been through it all
- How to Make Friends and Influence People
- ex-girlfriend is my best friend and now she's getting married
- How many men/women masturbate?
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
- how many children are bedwetters
- How to Make Friends and Hide Junkies
- How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
- A book has always been my best friend
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
- How many geeks does it take to factor a polynomial?
- How many grooves are on a record?
- An arms dealer, a drug dealer, and a thief...or, how I spent my New Years Eve
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- She says kill. I say how many.
- How to find something which has been lost
- How to teach cognitive neuroscience to a four year old
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- how many lines of code have you written?
- Little Green Bibles
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- Is it not strange that desire should so many years outlive performance?
- How Many Seconds to Breakdown?
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
- We've Got A Bigger Problem Now
- How many deaths does it take to make a river of blood?
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- I had been hungry all the years
- Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
- You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- How to check if someone has been to the mall
- You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- I guess I've been in this VHS tape for thirty years.
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- The last dozen years of populism have been a miserable failure
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
- How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- How to Lose Friends and Infuriate People
- How to find your new best friend
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- how our atheist gold fish makes friends in this holy water
- It's been years since we were born
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How many melodies are there in the universe?
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How Many Miles to Babylon?
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- How to make friends, from a friend.
- How my friend embarrassed my stage speech teacher
- How long have you been in love with her?
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- How the potato delayed the microwave 10 years
- How many primes are there?
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- How I made the Year Nodes
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- How now, brown cow?
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
- How many beans make five?
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- How many pictures is one word worth?
- It is sad how many were torn off
- How many elephants
- How I won the Tacky Christmas Gift Contest that year
- Getting wet in La Habana on New Year's eve
- How many bits are required to express every possible distance in the universe?
- I know how many there are.
- Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- How Soon is Now?
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- This has not been an easy year.
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- If a picture is worth a thousand words how many for a touch?
- how many truths can you enumerate?
- No matter how many dreams you have, it doesn't even begin to compare.
- how many more must die?
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- How many special people change?
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- Been
- Who's been messin' with my laser?
- Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- 25 YEARS OF NODING!
- Evolution has never been observed
- I've Been Working on the Railroad
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
- My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
- the hottest it has ever been
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- It hasn't been so long, but
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
- Your request for no MSG has been denied
- send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
- Your computer has been cracked
- Discard Packet B. Packet B's been a naughty packet.
- How interesting facts and theories are discredited
- Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
- We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
- It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
- Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- Could have beens, should have beens
- The End Of The Way It's Always Been
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
- You've Been Framed
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