Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "We're from THE FUTURE! But of course, we're only going to interfere a little. Sorry about your home planet being doomed, and all"

• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• The first living beings to see an Earthrise from the Moon were communist turtles.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• We're acting happy to stop ourselves from going insane.
• No Sir! Nobody is driving, we're all in the back seat!
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
• We're all still very different
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• The dream people were being assholes.
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• When You Were Little Did You Wonder
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• I am the only being whose doom...
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• We're one, but we're not the same
• Of course, they were wrong
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• We're Only In It For The Money
• this is it, we're going to die
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• Now We're All Bozos on This Bus
• We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• The pyre-light licks you as if you were an ice sculpture. Are all members of your sisterhood finished with bevels?
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• Were you here at all?
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• All of her seconds were unencumbered
• we were young a year ago. that's all it takes
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• we're just trying to figure out what it all means
• In case you were wondering about cramps
• "But offstage things were falling apart..." is a registered trademark of VH1 Behind the Music
• The reason we were so excited about Y2K
• and things we're all too young to know
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• Bye Don, you were nothing but a waste of time
• We're Going On A Bear Hunt
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• When we were little kids, running
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• My doubts were not the only thing lingering
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• The Man Whose Teeth Were All Exactly Alike
• We're all Borf in the End
• We're all such products
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• In the event of an emergency, we're all screwed.
• we're all entitled to nationalism
• We're All Mad Here
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• We were all thinking it, I just said it
• let's pretend we're all the same
• equality doesn't mean we're all the same
• not beautiful, not extraordinary nor spectacular except in that individual way every human being is extraordinary and different from all others
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• we think we're so great. this is all just more history
• we're living in bread that's still being baked
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• And Yet We're All Strangers
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• Help! Help! We're being held prisoner in a system software factory!
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• In all that you never were
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• All Those Tears But I Learned Something From Her
• We're all in this together
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• You think of Everything while saving your little brother from certain doom
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• For from dust we were created and to dust we shall return
• the linear and the docile go feral at her command. we're on the run from rogue rivers and predatory trains.
• But we're leaving St. Francis in the trunk of the car
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• The Three Kings who were from Villeins
• The Three Quests that were obtained from Powys
• Can't you tell we're barrelling toward an alien future?
• We're Humans from Earth
• We're not coming home. I love you.
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• The "WE'RE GOING DOWN THE PUB!" Anglo-Swiss Post-nuptial London Meetup
• We're going the right way. The forest goes deeper.
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• The only things missing were a banjo and Jon Voight
• We're Going On A Bug Hunt
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• not running from, but going to
• If only Che Guevara were a revolutionary in his own country
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Only her big toes were painted
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
• Outcomes of World War II
• how life is all about loving and being loved
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• Fuck them all but the six
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• unaddressed, handwritten letters to all my future ifs and whethers
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• Bringing it All Back Home
• A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• all but
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• Where have all the cute young nurses gone?
• An important letter to all Citizens of the Galactic Empire from Grand Emperor Zadnariak
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• We're Evil Now
• You are a maze of twisty little passages, all alike
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• Bringing it all back home again
• Supertoys Last All Summer And Other Stories of Future Time
• All things being equal
• Inside us all is a little person we are dying to let out
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• We all come from the Goddess
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• Not all dirt roads are rally courses, or: Bambi meets WRX
• The Girl from Ipanema
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• All Purpose Cultural Salt Cake of Doom
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear
• Time is nature's way of stopping things from happening all at once
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• The prettiest views are all from the ground up
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all

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