Findings:
- The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
- If there's hell below we're all going to go
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
- The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- The first living beings to see an Earthrise from the Moon were communist turtles.
- I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
- We're acting happy to stop ourselves from going insane.
- We're going to have to take Heidi home
- Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- The dream people were being assholes.
- If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
- We're Going On A Bear Hunt
- The Three Quests that were obtained from Powys
- If only Che Guevara were a revolutionary in his own country
- You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
- We're one, but we're not the same
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- They were looking for God but found religion instead
- We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
- When we were little kids, running
- we're all entitled to nationalism
- If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
- Now We're All Bozos on This Bus
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- not running from, but going to
- Now that we're being so open and honest
- We're all in this together
- Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
- The Three Kings who were from Villeins
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
- One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- equality doesn't mean we're all the same
- Outcomes of World War II
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- We're all such products
- Only her big toes were painted
- The pyre-light licks you as if you were an ice sculpture. Are all members of your sisterhood finished with bevels?
- The only things missing were a banjo and Jon Voight
- The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
- The Man Whose Teeth Were All Exactly Alike
- What were you before you were anything at all?
- We're on our way to being GODS!
- When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- No Sir! Nobody is driving, we're all in the back seat!
- and things we're all too young to know
- What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
- Help! Help! We're being held prisoner in a system software factory!
- In case you were wondering about cramps
- The reason we were so excited about Y2K
- But we're leaving St. Francis in the trunk of the car
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
- You think of Everything while saving your little brother from certain doom
- Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- We're going the right way. The forest goes deeper.
- The "WE'RE GOING DOWN THE PUB!" Anglo-Swiss Post-nuptial London Meetup
- For from dust we were created and to dust we shall return
- Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
- In all that you never were
- We're Humans from Earth
- The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
- I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
- And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
- We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
- We're All Mad Here
- All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
- The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
- All of her seconds were unencumbered
- We're all still very different
- We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
- We're all Borf in the End
- Were you here at all?
- In the event of an emergency, we're all screwed.
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
- I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
- we're just trying to figure out what it all means
- we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
- let's pretend we're all the same
- we're living in bread that's still being baked
- we think we're so great. this is all just more history
- We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
- I am the only being whose doom...
- "But offstage things were falling apart..." is a registered trademark of VH1 Behind the Music
- If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
- Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
- certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
- The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
- We were all thinking it, I just said it
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
- That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
- An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
- ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
- You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
- the linear and the docile go feral at her command. we're on the run from rogue rivers and predatory trains.
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
- Can't you tell we're barrelling toward an alien future?
- this is it, we're going to die
- Bye Don, you were nothing but a waste of time
- Of course, they were wrong
- As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
- When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
- We're Only In It For The Money
- We're Going On A Bug Hunt
- My doubts were not the only thing lingering
- We're not coming home. I love you.
- The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
- When You Were Little Did You Wonder
- You were never going to become more than this to me
- We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
- We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
- we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- how life is all about loving and being loved
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
- She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
- We all come from the Goddess
- In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
- All Purpose Cultural Salt Cake of Doom
- Time is nature's way of stopping things from happening all at once
- It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
- I've got to get away from all this escapism
- Supertoys Last All Summer And Other Stories of Future Time
- What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
- The prettiest views are all from the ground up
- all but
- A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
- all the little stars in my hands; crawling and bleeding
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
- All things being equal
- You are a maze of twisty little passages, all alike
- Sorry for all the blood
- I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
- Inside us all is a little person we are dying to let out
- Bringing it all back home again
- All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
- We were Rome once
- The Girl from Ipanema
- An important letter to all Citizens of the Galactic Empire from Grand Emperor Zadnariak
- unaddressed, handwritten letters to all my future ifs and whethers
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- Bringing it All Back Home
- What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
- Not all dirt roads are rally courses, or: Bambi meets WRX
- All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
- All Over but the Shoutin'
- Fuck them all but the six
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