Findings:
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
- There will be no more stories to read
- all the cute guys will be there
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- There Will Be Pieces of You
- in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
- There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
- Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
- As long as there are girls left do dance with this world is worth saving
- There will never be another you
- i want to help. i want to be a part of something that will change the world.
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- I will always be weird inside
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
- It Will Always Be Here For You
- On the comet there will be much pie
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
- Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
- We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
- In the spark of an enemy, there will be salvation
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- Do you believe, dear reader, that there exists a slender gossamer thread binding you and and I together in our shared humanity? Say 'yes', and we will face the onslaught of the unreal together.
- X is the Y of the future, and always will be
- the world will be remade in our image
- And there will be whores and rumors of whores
- There Will Be Blood
- If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- There will be nobody there to shed a tear
- I will always be in the details
- There will be time
- there will be a last
- Who Will Be There
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
- To be this good will take Sega ages
- Why it is so hard to be yourself
- Be yourself
- If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
- Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
- Why Deeahblita will never be late again
- Pay attention, this will be important later
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
- Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
- Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
- If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
- In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
- There need to be more powers
- There shall be no more cakes and ale?
- Boys will be boys
- I Will Wait For You Always
- node that will be my legacy
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- There can be only one
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- There's always a catch!
- Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
- Be honest with yourself
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- There are times when they seem to be right
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- Where's the kaboom?
- Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- Two bronze medals will always besmirch Marion Jones' record
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
- Here Be Monsters
- Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
- There could still be a reunion of The Band
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- The revolution will not be televised
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
- This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
- When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- The doctors are confident the pills will always win
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
- Pray ferverently to what gods there be
- Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
- I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
- Will I cease to be
- Will I be given that chance?
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- You will be wrong. Embrace it.
- Some things that fly there be
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
- Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
- The revolution will not be webcast
- Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
- In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- Marks which will never be broken
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- It Could Always Be Worse
- This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
- I will always remember my 19th birthday
- Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- I remember, I always will
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
- Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
- In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
- In the moment, I never remember what will always happen
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- To do is to be
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- You will be assimilated
- you had to be there
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Why do we always whisper in the dark?
- Why birds fly in "V" formation
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- Even the dead will not be safe
- This program cannot be run in DOS mode
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Carl Everett
- What life after death will really be like
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- The television will not be revolutionized
- This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
- Be a problematic duck over there
- In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
- The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
- False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
- The Teach Yourself to be a Dummy in 24 Hours Bible
- We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
- I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
- I fear I will be nothing
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- This Will Be Laughing Week
- In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
- Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- Always Be My Baby
- The end will be a sellout
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- If you tolerate this your children will be next
- Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
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