Findings:

• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• What I want to be when I grow up
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• When shall I be free?
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• Things men want when they're drunk
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
• It will be good when I am leader
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
• I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
• Terrible things men say to women they're supposed to love
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• you have to be kidding
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Women Be Shopping
• The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• painting stars that have come to be
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Stoned music memories
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Why women have ridiculous amounts of shoes
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• Why women's pants have no pockets
• when all the white horses have broken free
• Girls are hotter when they're comfortable
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• When living we have need of Death
• When I have female children
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• Women who are bred to be ornaments
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• I am blind when I want to be
• When you know things are just meant to be
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• There are times when they seem to be right
• you have to be close to catch it
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• painting stars that have not come to be
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• It must be morning when she dreams.
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• It's a sword. They're not meant to be safe
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• when you are a seagull I will not be the ocean
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• You have the world’s consent to be beautiful
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life

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