This is a song that Breke Breathed wrote for Bloom County. It appeared in one strip, but Breathed didn't provide a meoldy.
here's my take.
THE LEE IACOCCA SONG
Oh gimmee hype! Publicity!
Get them stretch marks off miss liberty!
Mocha! Polka! Patriotic tapioca
That's what is my Iacocca!
Union busting, profit lusting,
little pintos all combusting
apple pie and diet coke-a
that's what is my Iacocca!