Findings:

• spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
• Tell me of the nature of death
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Tell me another lie
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• So much it scares me
• Me So Horny
• Don't Tell Me
• Tell me your passionate cruelty
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• Tell me a story
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• i require so little to sustain me
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Why tell me that?
• so save me (user)
• You tell me this is God?
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Tell me a story about rains
• Tell me more
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Tell me what to dream
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Tell me a story about drains
• Tell me a story about mains
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• texting, she tells me anarchy will remain an important ideology
• Tell Me What Happened Billy
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• Tell Me Again
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Tell me a story about elephants
• Tell Me What
• Tell me where is Fancy bred?
• Don't tell me everything
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• Tell me a story about flowers
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• Tell me of the nature of love
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Tell me something good
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Experience tells me not to try
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• Tell Me What You Think
• tell me all your reasons
• Tell me not here, it needs not saying
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• She tells me she drives a truck.
• Tell me a story about plains
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• Tell Me a Story; the Catbox Story Archive
• Tell me one thing
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Tell me what I say
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Tell me Why
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Tell me a story about cranes
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Tell me about your secret places
• My first comet
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• tell me the truth
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• So, what's the problem with me?
• Tell me about your faith
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• feline allergies
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• So help me God
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• when strangers tell me to smile
• Though you can tell me
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• O tell me the truth about love
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• Tell me of the nature of fear
• You were always so good to me
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• So Sue Me
• Tell me about my contradictions
• list of things
• tell me a story about lesbians
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Tell me a story about clouds
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Tell me a story about brains
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• Don't tell me about her
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Tell him, she told me
• me so cute (user)
• Tell me of the nature of home
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Tell me a story about trains
• This is my truth tell me yours
• Tell me a secret.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• and you tell me your mind is blank
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Don't stand so close to me

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