Findings:

• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!
• No, Thank You, John
• But thanks for playing
• no thank you for applying
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• Your home probably smells like an old sock. No thanks
• Alone, thank God
• Thank God for the moon
• No model is true, but some models are useful
• Thank the Phoenicians
• Frost protection thanks to water
• Video files inside .zip archives
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• There is no god but God
• Thank you note
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Thanks. It's a pleasure to serve you.
• i thank You God for most this amazing
• Thank You For The Music
• In the city, silence is no longer silence but the memory of a noise
• I thank God for the things that I can't remember
• The Gardinel (with postumous thanks to Manley Wade Wellman)
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• Thank GOD for Supermodels!
• there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
• We had no bait but our tongues
• Please remove your morality from my vagina. Thank you.
• I walked barefoot through hell, thanks for asking
• thank you Don
• Hoosier Daddy? 2: So long, and thanks for all the turkey
• Thanks for my home
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• 20 Years and Twelve Iron Novembers: Thanks for Everything2
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
• Close, but no cigar
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• A rolling stone gathers no moss, but leaves a trail of busted stuff
• Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• So Long, and Thanks for all the Fish
• Thanks
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• Thanks for the ride
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• Wham, bam, thank you ma'am!
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Thank You for the Gorp!
• Give Thanks that You Are Not a Poor Urchin
• Thanks For the Memory
• Thanks Playboy! : A meeting of two noders
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Thank God For Little Children
• Thank you, Kinko's
• thank you for smoking
• Thank You (user)
• Thank you, Mr. Melville
• thank you for your venom
• thanks for ruining the ending
• How to give thanks for an early winter
• Thanks to Internet Explorer, I am an Amsterdam Voyeur
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• thanks for nothing
• i thank you for the love and in a moment i'll be gone
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Thank God for amateur porn
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• There is no dream but this.
• No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• no ideas but in things
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
• Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
• Thank you
• Thank
• Thanks boss
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• thanks in advance
• Thank you very little
• God, thanks for inventing breasts
• thank you for your cooperation
• Thanks for the Mammaries
• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
• Thank God the new Anakin is not Leo
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• Tanks But No Tanks
• Baldur's Gate II: Thanks heaps for enhancing my aura of inadequacy!
• Bye, bye, poop! Thanks for going in the toilet!
• Thanks for the tour!
• Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
• Thank you letter to E2 users
• Thank you for not sharing
• Thanks Louis, now I can wear jeans!
• Thank God for cold fusion
• Thank Heaven for Little Girls
• John Waters' thank you for not smoking PSA
• Thank you in Korean
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Thanks from our Hearts
• Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
• thank the receiver
• Dear God, thank you for the sick
• I'm fine, thank you. And you?
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Thank you for not smirking
• Thank you for everything and I am sorry for everything
• thanks (user)
• Thank you for not knowing me at all, Captain Shallow
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• Thank you, Ben Cartwright
• Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
• Now Thank We All Our God
• Thank God It's Monday
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• Thank You Jesus
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• I Like My Dry Land Thank You Very Much
• Thank your ancestors for the big trees in front of your pretty suburban house
• I carved a message in wet concrete today to say thank you
• Thanks for the Memories
• thank u, next
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Thanks again for the UNICEF memories
• Thank you for the salt in the wound
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• butt naked
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.

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