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• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• He just left his body
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
• He Knows Not Their Names
• They're working on a six year drought (just so you know)
• He doesn't know what he's missing
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• The shit that gets carried out in His name
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• And I don't even know their names
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Let's get just one thing straight
• Even monochrome is not so simple
• It doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your emotions get the better of you
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• I Know a Song That Gets on Everybody's Nerves
• Adventures in sharing a name with a famous person
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• even though I wanted my friends to know
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• Papa Doesn't Love His Children Anymore
• we can get along even though we disagree
• Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Even if god is just a monkey's dream, it's a dream worth coming true.
• The night I saw a man get his head blown off
• Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger.
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
• so pretentious I can't even breathe
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• I still don't even know you
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• we travel so often without even moving
• Rape committed by women
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Knowing doesn't mean so much
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• buildings so tall you can't even see the tops of them
• I slept so well, even my dreams were simple.
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• Can't we all just get along?
• US Customs doesn't get the Internet
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
• The whole world doesn't want to hear your music
• Make yourself into a town that doesn't know you
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Someday, I'll get high and clean the whole kitchen
• Sometimes we dreamers just get in the way
• Just to Get it Out . . .
• How to get a drink named after you
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Jane Gets Serious, Mark Doesn't
• When did the World get so old?
• You just don't get it
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• He doesn't bite
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• he doesn't talk
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• Even my faults he adores
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
• my religion doesn't have a name
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• Even cannibals get the blues
• What the IRS doesn't need to know
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
• Scotty Doesn't Know
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• You know what's even worse than having a broken heart and an empty head? Having a broken head and an empty heart.
• Even as he laid dying in my arms
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
• The boy in the fabulous pants boldly presents his card: "Dr. Famous Teenager, Esq."
• I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• Can we all just get along?
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Why didn't you just get a dog?
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• This is the city. Los Angeles, California. Sometimes someone gets the urge to pet a small furry animal. That's my job. My name's Friday. I carry a badger.
• Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
• Sitting close enough that he gets the idea
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
• When did everyone get so attractive?

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