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• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• DOGG check it I am by this creek; and I got hell of emotions...in my brain
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Dogs that have owned me
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
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• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Dance Me Outside
• Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• It's Me or the Dog
• Could you have danced with me?
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• Noises made by dogs in different languages
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Swimming pool injury
• Make them dance on your noise
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• She walked by his desk and left a nickel
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Middle-aged mom tagged by customs dog
• It hurts just to watch it go by
• Good Beat, Easy to Dance To (or The Bottom Line)
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• The Little Boy and his Dogs
• Dance Me to the End of Love
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• hell is always around the corner
• Why sex in public is generally disapproved of by society
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• By hook or by crook
• Something to remember me by
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Faced with adversity, ad execs promote excess by writing riddles while Rome burns
• Speech given by a U.S.M.C. Drill Instructor to his platoon, Camp Pendleton, 1998
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• mark me by seconds
• Show Me How the Robots Dance
• I'd dance forever if they'd let me, you know
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• A Boy and His Dog
• Dream Repeat (or: Existence Is the Dream That Dances Endlessly in the Echo Chamber of the Sleeping Mind)
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• kick dog
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• May I Have This Dance?
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• Noises made by cats in different languages
• dirty dove's thick cloud of smoke wrapping around her face
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• Fly by Night
• Stand by Me
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• Noises made by roosters in different languages
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• sex by association
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• The circuit is completed by the dog
• Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Your face by starlight
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• She came through the glass door, untouched by the storm that raged outside.
• awkward sex, lit by the television, seemingly choreographed to the laugh track
• The Goonies vs. Stand By Me
• Things you can't tell just by looking at her
• The Kingdom by the Sea : A Journey Around the Coast of Great Britain
• His hips know the original dance
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• her arms around me
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• I should have danced with you
• Come and dance with me in the rain
• John Hall
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• The Brazier and His Dog
• To dance or to die
• Sometimes you have to dance with a watermelon
• Waking up with a dog breathing into your face
• Why dogs lick your face
• Why didn't you just get a dog?
• I walked around all day with a pubic hair on my face
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
• I have to catch myself around you
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• Noises made by cows in different languages
• Noises made by birds in different languages
• sometimes bad ideas work just often enough to stick around
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
• Noises made by pigs in different languages
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• Phosphor reading by His own Light
• Emergency Burger King maneuver, or: Sliding around a Tri-Met bus
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• Sex by candle light
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
• The Wild Colonials
• Portrait by A Neighbor
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• Upon the Translation of the Psalms by Sir Philip Sidney, and the Countess of Pembroke, his Sister
• Getting offered money for sex by a crackhead in the 24-hour supercenter
• Tribute by Senator Edward M. Kennedy to his Fallen Brother, Robert
• You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• the curvature of the earth is obscured by local noise (collaboration)
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• All Around the World or The Myth of Fingerprints
• Don't Pass Me By
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• Whether by word or deed or thought
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• Incarnation, a poem (or something) by polyseeme
• Outside the Circle of Trust: A Guide for Teens Untrusted by Parents
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• turn off the instrumentation and fly by the seat of your pants - an exercise in dead reckoning
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• There is a place between floating aimlessly with your head in the clouds and just scraping by in the mud-realm of men and commerce.
• She'll outlive me by 12 million years
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• fly by wire
• The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
• Hell Explained By A Chemist
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• All around me
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here

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