Findings:
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- I'm fine, thank you. And you?
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- I'm not a good girlfriend
- If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- now I'm down in it
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- ...And Isles Where Good Men Lie
- If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
- To lie down with dogs
- I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- EGBDF
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
- wish i'd thought of it
- Oh, it turns out YOU have to do all your own driving
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- We atheists have a good sense of humor
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- Why should the Devil have all the good music
- She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
- I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- Have you ever made a just man?
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- I'll tell you this, though; sometimes being lost is a good thing. Just enjoy the things you might not see again.
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Note to Future Historians: Yes, Everyone Involved Should Have Known
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- I thought I'd take a walk today. It's a mistake I sometimes make.
- I saw a queue and thought, "I'd better join it"
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
- We're all doing just fine
- I'm fine no really
- What's the use in straightening out just to go down a path that's crooked?
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- She told me I'd make a good Satan
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Girlfriends are basically just really good porn
- See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
- God's just looking for a few good humans
- Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
- I'm a sucker for a good accent
- Just a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- I'm no good at enigmas
- it's good for me to go and not have there be words
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- just to have some human contact
- Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
- For God's sake, just have another election
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Pigs have good noses
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- I have just been shot
- Have you ever thought
- The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- we just have to past the wisdom to the next civilization
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
- I'm going to have to science the shit out of this.
- I have no output and I must scream
- I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
- I'd like to thank God for allowing me
- I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- one thing just tears him down
- Lie Down in Darkness
- I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
- Lie Down with Lions
- OBAFGKM
- Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
- There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
- Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
- My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 7: It is a Good Day to Fly
- IN BASE FOUR, I'M FINE
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
- it's good to have a moose
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- Sometimes it is just good to know
- Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- Damn, I'm good.
- Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
- Gravity: Not just a good idea; it's the law
- Good thing they were just typewriters
- I have good reason to be thirsty today
- Mob mentality: The good, the bad, and the just plain silly
- You can't quit now. It's just getting good.
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- I have a good rapport with animals
- My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 11: In Which We Have a Bit of Gardening Trouble
- I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
- I'm good for it.
- the rats have discovered what the third rail is good for
- It takes more than good memory to have good memories
- the world is messy. good people have flaws.
- these ideas are not deep, they're just good
- "Yes," I smile, and I agree it is a good night to shiver.
- It just wasn't a good morning
- Good Luck, Have Fun
- I'm here for a good time, not a long time
- A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- I'm Down
- If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- I thought the milkweed, a fairly common plant, might be a good place to start.
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- Yes, I have a thousand tongues
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- Oh, the things we cannot have
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- Good Lies
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- But I have seen the sun just once
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Astro City #5
- What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
- You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
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